Hey guys, I know most of the college party stories posted here are from east coast schools, but some of my victory lap buddies at Ohio University did their best to rep the Midwest this weekend. 8 Fest is an annual natty-fueled mud bath in Athens, Ohio where students trek out to a farm and listen to local bands while doing stupid (and arguably awesome) stuff. Check out the human jousting video and ask yourself the all important question – does winning this joust get the guy in the Tribe hat laid? -Sean
Well Tribe hat guy’s buddy is drinking mud right now so I’m going to say “no” I don’t think he’s getting laid. Jousting is a package deal bro. In other words, in an actual joust, if you’re still standing but your horse dies, in this case the horse being a guy in a Ben Wallace jersey, I don’t think the knight got laid. Same thing here. You both need to get up or else it’s a no go. What chick is going to bang the team who’s still tending their horse’s wounds while the other team is both back on their feet drinking natties? Doesn’t matter if the other rider has a hole in his face. You both need to get up from the joust. So who gets laid at the end of this joust?
Vote 1 for Tribe hat, Vote 10 for his opponent