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Chick Doped Up After Getting Wisdom Teeth Out Says All She Wants Is Eli Manning

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Hey babe I hate to break it to you, but Eli Manning is like third fiddle in this city. Ain’t even second fiddle. Eli doesn’t even run the Wildcat, ok? He doesn’t even play special teams. If you really wanna meet Eli I’m sure that can be arranged but just think long and hard about it because I’m sure we could set something up where you get to meet a combination of Sanchez and Tebow. Sanchez will do most of the talking, but like 20% of the time Tebow will take over the conversation. You’ve never even seen a conversation like this. You won’t even know how to prepare for it. It will be great.
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By KFC posted June 15th, 2012 at 1:34 PM
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  by stro on June 15, 2012 at 1:46 pm
  
  2 Super Bowls.
  
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  by Kenny Tyler on June 15, 2012 at 1:57 pm
  
  This is completely unnecessary when getting your wisdom teeth out. Numb up your mouth and you're good to go
  
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  by brougherty on June 15, 2012 at 2:00 pm
  
  even on the cusp of death she cant conceal her affinity and appetite for dick.
  
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  by hartfarts on June 15, 2012 at 2:03 pm
  
  i got local anesthesia and stayed awake while all four of my wisdom teeth were removed. The teeth were coming in impacted and still under the gums, so it was definitely weird feeling the doc slice thru your gum to then yank out my teeth, having said that only pussies get knocked out
  
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  by crosbysbrain on June 15, 2012 at 3:15 pm
  
  Mass Communications huh? Good luck!
  
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  by otwisted on June 15, 2012 at 3:46 pm
  
  That chick has a world class lazy eye. Any chance her last name is Clancy?
  
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  by notharrypotter on June 17, 2012 at 4:18 pm
  
  A+ blog and a nice pair of tits.
  
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  by bogjunas2 on June 18, 2012 at 8:22 am
  
  Now shut the fuck up while i fuck you
  
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