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first lady gaga, now charlie sheen. who is he going to tweet next trying get some spotlight, jenna marbles?

Question of the day – Why does Jose Canseco keep Tweeting celebrities to hang out with him in Yuma, Arizona?   As far as I know, people like Charlie Sheen and Lady Gaga aren’t exactly playing the big rooms out there anymore.    Why doesn’t he ask them to meet up in Vegas?   Isn’t that what most celebrities do?   New York, L.A., in other words some place not Yuma.   These people aren’t just going to show up in Yuma, Arizona with a 6 pack and a radio and start dancing in your front yard.  That’s just not how it works.  Sometimes I wonder what Canseco is thinking?

Let’s look at the order of events:    First Jose asks Sheen to his lake house to throw him some BP.   No reply.   2 minutes later he asks him to be his wingman.  Again no reply.    Then 2 minutes after that he compares Charlie Sheen to himself and calls him “Bro”.   Huh?  Give him a chance to write back, Jose.   3 Tweets in 4 minutes?    You’re like a clingy chick.   Text after text after text.   Give it a rest.   Now that I think about it, I take back what I said earlier, in all likelihood the only person at this point that would probably hang out at Jose Canseco’s lake house in Yuma, Arizona would be Charlie Sheen.  Asking him to throw BP and calling him “bro” is just not how you play it.

PS – Too bad my wingman invention back in 1999 of donbaylor.com never came to fruition.   It was the greatest idea in the world I just never actually did anything with it.  As everybody knows Don Baylor was the all time MLB hit by pitch leader and we used to call taking one for the team “pulling a Don Baylor”.   It was a wingman site designed for people traveling around the country on business, or I guess, just sitting around their lake house in Yuma, Arizona.