Its been a hectic morning over at Barstool HQ. People are complaining that we’re infected with some sort of virus. Some people can see the site, some people can’t. We’re searching for Patient Zero to see who started the Outbreak. I’m over here in New York stocking up on the E1101 anti-virus. We got Brooklyn MILFs giving us full blown confusion boners.
But right now everyone needs to chill the fuck out. Keep your composure. Look at Mudd the Bulldog. You think he’s got a care in the world? For sure not. For God’s sake he probably had his balls chopped off at some point and he’s still just bouncin around on that trampoline having a blast. Somersaults and flips and shit. I’m taking a page out of Mudd’s book today. Malware shmalware. Lets just have a good time.
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