*Source – A math teacher and his students have confirmed what many cookie lovers have long suspected – there simply isn’t as much creme filling in Double Stuf and Mega Stuf Oreos as the manufacturers claim. Dan Anderson, who teaches at a high school in Queensbury, New York, decided the confusion surrounding Oreo fillings was a perfect example to engage his students in using maths in real life. Anderson, 32, brought to class one package each of regular Oreos, Double Stuf and Mega Stuf. He then split his students into different groups, with some measuring the cookies’ height and some their weight. ‘We weighed 10 of each – Double Stuf, Mega Stuf and regular,’ he told ABCNews.com. ‘And we weighed five wafers alone to deduct from the total.’ Using mathematical equations to determine the creme content of the cookies, Anderson’s students found that the bigger Oreos didn’t include as much filling as the packaging suggested. The Double Stuf Oreos were only 1.86 times the size of regular Oreos, rather than double as the name suggests.*

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What an absolute slap in the face from Nabisco. Do they realize that there are people who base a large chunk of their life on the contention that Double Stuf Oreos are the kings of Oreos? Double the filling brah. Why even bother buying regular Oreos when ones with twice as much creme are available on the same shelf. If you’ve never had that argument with someone before then you just aren’t passionate about delicious cookies my friend. But now I have to find out that I’m being shorted .14 times the creme filling? Such bullshit. If someone says they’re selling me twice as much of something, I want twice as much. No more, no less. That’d be like McDonalds selling you a double cheeseburger with 1.86 cheeseburgers on it. No good. No good at all. Get your shit together Oreos. Quit jewing me out of my creme. Double means double. Clean it up.

Its a couple stacks of MOreos.

Wow who would have thought a Jew exactly like Pres is running Nabisco

double stuff or GTFO

My ex girlfriend claimed she just liked the regular ones better. Same thing with “preffering the taste of diet coke”. Shut up you think your fat, nothing else

“Quit jewing me of out of my creme.” – is that what Pres says to all you other bloggers?

Only your fatass bases his life off Oreos

Double Stuff or no thanks for me

I was with this chick once and she told me to give her 12″ inches and make her bleed, so I fucked her twice and punched her nose.

I would be much more interested if this study was about the Dunkaroo to icing ratio.

Imagine what Kevin would look like if they did, in fact, have double the creme filling. Yikes.

“If someone says they’re selling me twice as much of something, I want twice as much. No more, no less.”

Agreed about getting shorted, but I’m generally ok with getting more than I pay for. Maybe it’s just me.

I just farted and sneezed at the same time.

I have no doubt you love (getting) double stuff(ed).

Bigger slap in the face than switching the green Skittles from lime to sour apple

I blame Obama

HAHA THIS IS HIGH SCHOOL MATH????? We are all fucked

So Mega Stuff is a thing and?…..like is that the answer? WTF

that delicious “creme” is pig lard and sugar you sick fucks. i switched to chips ahoy after i learned that

well pig lard and sugar is fucking scrumptious @stickyfingers I hope youre not one of those gays who dont eat hot dogs cause of whats in them

Chips ahoy, fudge stripes and ores and a big old glass of milk.. I wonder why I was a fat child? (and adult)

“And we weighed five wafers alone to deduct from the total.’ Using mathematical equations to determine the creme content of the cookies,”

What mathematical equations? Didn’t they just weigh this shit and subtract the wafer? God, kids are fucking stupid these days.

1.86…close enough

ctmike had high hopes for that comment…probably thought “nailed it” after clicking post

Great lesson plan bro. All your students are gonna be fatasses who work at the gas station

Nailed it.

i feel so betrayed…

Xx

Maybe the cookie part weighs more than the creme..

Gotta weigh the container first then calibrate the scale to 0.0 …dealing 101

This math teacher is an idiot. If you only double the stuffing while the cookie part stays the same the double stuffed Oreos won’t be double the weight

These fucking idiots ever heard of “rounding up”?

Did you know there are el fudge double stuff now? Mind bottling good!

I’ll give you some Jew cream

Bloody discharge with the top comment from stealing an internet “e-card” quote? Barstool readers have let me down today.

Last person who shorted me .14 had hell to pay…