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Bitch Fight At A French Track And Field Event! Bahaha

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Can’t make this one up folks. French track and field dudes bitch slipping each other before the race. Only surprise here is they didn’t run away. 90 punches thrown, 0 punches landed! They looked like David Ortiz 2 weeks ago against Kevin Gregg. Nobody landed shit, just a bunch of alligator arms swinging. What is head-butting like the French finishing move now? I’ve seen literally 2 head butts in the last 10 years in professional sports, one was Zidane in the 2006 World Cup Final, now this one today. What is that all about? Everybody knows The Junkyard Dog had the greatest head butt of all time and he was American. For the record I would rank French track and field athletes #1 on the wussiest athletes list. In other words if I was going to get into a fight with a pro athlete, here’s who I’d like to go up against if I had to pick:

5. French boxer

4. French golfer

3. French tennis player

2. French soccer player

1. French track and field player

I could kick any of their asses and it wouldn’t even be close.

PS – Fight kicks in around the 30 second mark..

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-thanks to kyle for the clip

By Manzo posted July 22nd, 2011 at 5:15 PM

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by otwisted on July 22, 2011 at 5:30 pm
And in the blue corner weighing 220lbs, bald as a beachball, with a record of 0-0-0, from the land of misfit toys, Peter "The Beater" Manzoooooo!!!!!!
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by yoyoma on July 22, 2011 at 5:33 pm
"I’ve seen literally 2 head butts in the last 10 years in professional sports, one was Zidane in the 2006 World Cup Final, now this one today. What is that all about? " I can't get over how awful this is. You say it like 2 in 10 years is a lot. Even though 2006 was only 5 years ago. I fucking hate you so much Manzo. I hope you get heat stroke and can never blog again.
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by theword on July 22, 2011 at 6:15 pm
honostly i would rather fight you than these two dudes. They are athelets on tv. You are the worst blogger on the entire internet. Like that is fucking terrible. Do you realize how many bloggers there are? and french ones at that. You are the most embarrasing representation of new york.
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by jackofspades on July 22, 2011 at 6:46 pm
not french, unless all of a sudden the french changed their colors...the french dude is the guy pole vaulting (big surprise) I don't know where Mehdi Baala is from but I'm pretty confident it's not Bordeaux
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by pitches be crazy on July 22, 2011 at 8:02 pm
the runners are french arabs but the announcers are speaking some sort of eastern european jive which is definitely not french
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by peytonsucksballs on July 22, 2011 at 8:18 pm
I would pay you $500 Manzo to let me give you a left and a right to the face. If I brake your nose and orbital, that bills on you.
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by cgsailor94 on July 22, 2011 at 8:31 pm
First of all, the event was in Monaco, which is as far as i can tell its own separate country that speaks French. Second of all, i don't think these guys are French, and they are on the same pro team (addidas). Finally, i would rather face a French Soccer player then a French Thrower because there is no way in hell i would win against a 200lb + dude who throws the discus farther then i can throw a football, or the shot put 65+ feet.
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by langdon1975 on July 22, 2011 at 8:56 pm
by pitches be crazy on July 22, 2011 at 8:02 pmthe runners are french arabs but the announcers are speaking some sort of eastern european jive which is definitely not french That would be finnish, which is in northern europe...pretty far away from eastern europe in every possible way. Thanks for playing though.
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by jonnycapp on July 22, 2011 at 9:29 pm
Canadian curlers have French track n field beat, brew. You ever see those clowns? Fucking all fat n pudgy and pastey and shit. Like bro, you fuckin steer a frisbee down a track by sweeping ice out da way. Fuck atta here.
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by Alex on July 22, 2011 at 10:35 pm
This happened after the race. You'd think Manzo could at least spend some time and get his facts straights since he puts such little effort in making his blogs funny. Nice fight, shitty blog. Wish EP wrote this one, coulda been funny; you never see fights in Track & Field, give the men some props.
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by timjayy on July 22, 2011 at 11:20 pm
how many haymakers does a Frenchman have to throw before they land one?
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by pitches be crazy on July 22, 2011 at 11:54 pm
i love it when people say things like 'thanks for playing', then end up being wrong. the finnish language is phonetically much closer to the eastern european languages than to the nordic languages like swedish. which probably has something to do with the fact finland shares a massive border with russia. so, my guess that the announcers sounded eastern european was pretty damn accurate considering i don't speak anything other than english. the only thing i said was that the language sounded eastern european, which it does. i wasn't claiming to know the latitude and longitude of the country it was spoken in. learn to think clearly, you fucking mutt.
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by elpreshaslimpdick on July 23, 2011 at 1:14 am
yo Pitches chill bro and hide your boner
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by bradysbabydick on July 23, 2011 at 2:01 am
yo pitches you into bonerfartz man?
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by pitches be crazy on July 23, 2011 at 9:53 am
gotta love the guys with creepy dick references in their screen names throwing out gay accusations. that's good stuff. as for the nit-picking, sorry for "knowing stuff". but i'd rather sound goofy than be wrong.
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by otwisted on July 23, 2011 at 12:10 pm
The runners are athletes on the French team, Google their names.
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by jonnycapp on July 23, 2011 at 12:24 pm
Pitches stop nit picking. It makes you sound goofy. 1.
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by jonnycapp on July 23, 2011 at 5:17 pm
Why is "knowing stuff" in parentheses? Like what's the point of them? Youza mad goofy bird and your comments are stoopit. 1.
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by jankshowyadoin28 on July 23, 2011 at 10:38 pm
whoa whoa whoa, when did we start calling dudes who run track athletes?
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