Smoking Gun – While the report prepared by Independent Counsel Kenneth Starr provides a thorough account of Clinton’s sexual encounters with Lewinsky, some salacious details were redacted from the report prior to its release by the House Judiciary Committee. For example, the document includes the transcript of Lewinsky’s August 1998 sworn deposition by Starr investigators. At one point, the ex-intern was asked, “On that date did you gratify him in some way other than performing oral sex?” While Lewinsky’s answer to that question–“Yes”–was included in the transcript, six follow-up questions (and Lewinsky’s answers) were excised from the transcript. However, Lewinsky’s description of how she gratified Clinton can be gleaned from the transcript’s unredacted digest, which includes an alphabetized list of all key words that appear in the Lewinsky deposition. Next to each entry in the digest appears the deposition page and line in which the word appears. After Lewinsky acknowledged the other-than-oral-sex gratification, she was asked a question (page 20, line 3) that included the words “anus,” “mouth,” “orally,” and “stimulate.” A follow-up question (page 20, line 12) included the words “anus” and “orally.”
Well it doesn’t take the Rosetta Stone to decode that Slick Willie had a tongue inside his Oval Office. If Page 20, Line 3 contains the words anus mouth orally and stimulate then I’m pretty fucking sure POTUS got his anus stimulated orally with her mouth. Any linguistics major, or anyone who knows how Slick Willie gets down, can tell you Monica was tossing salad like she was at an all-you-can-eat bar at the Sizzler.
So all in all, lets recap – Bill Clinton got his D sucked, his A licked, F’d her with a cigar, and came all over her dress. But that Slick son of a bitch knew to never actually fuck her so that he could just be like “Thats not sex.” For real anyone who thinks getting their asshole licked counts as sex is crazy. Its something quite special but very much different from sex all together. Probably just as enjoyable but that ain’t sex.
Quick sidenote – how much of a kiss-and-tell skank is Monica Lewinsky? I guess when you’re under oath the circumstances are different but theres a fucking code you bitches should go by. Can’t run around telling people if your guy likes some tossed salad or a digit in the back. That shit s private. Gonna have to start making chicks swear on the Bible to stay quiet before I get my freak on.
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