Challenger – Alessia Tedeschi
Well this just isn’t really fair to be honest. It was a pretty slow week as far as All Star Asses go, I guess. Alessia Tedeschi from Barstool Philly is the best we got. But 3 time Champion Floppy Tesouro has been massacring asses left and right. She flat out embarrassed Karina Jelinek last week. So this week, in all likelihood, unless you guys surprise me, Alessia Tedeschi is just a sacrificial lamb, heading to the slaughterhouse that is Floppy Tesouro’s asshole. Thats where other women go to die – inside Floppy’s ass.
But these Ass Competitions are not played on paper. They’re played on the internet via a 10 star voting system. So lets vote!
Vote 1 for Champ Floppy, Vote 10 for Challenger Alessia