KFC Editor’s Note: Boo Radley was the one who flaked on me the past couple weeks. But any dude who’s weird enough to make a To Kill A Mockingbird character deserves a shot. I’m pretty sure this is terrible though:
Boo Radley’s New York Comments of the Week
So Im_tough asked me to fill in this week, something about him and Wilburham going away for the weekend. I know everyone always writes an essay bashing commenters for doing a shitty job, but I’ve always thought there are funny comments on every blog. I tried to dig deep and find some good ones without ignoring the obviously hilarious, top-rated ones. Not going to use too much commentary of my own because the comments speak for themselves and are funnier than I am.
Blog: Amare Stoudemire…Not A Fan Of Halloween
Comment by: Yamothasbox
Fire extinguishers, halloween, winning basketball games. He has his differences.
If only Amare had polished his game and developed a move other than spinning in the paint and throwing up a wild one-handed shot, he might still be relevant.
Blog: Check Out Japan’s $600 Cardboard Privacy Box
Comment by: Cantgetthestinkout
Sometimes I pretend to “run errands” but instead I just park somewhere and listen to the radio for an hour or so.
I picture Cantgetthestinkout as a 40 year old miserable married man with kids, and even though he did this to himself, I still feel bad for him.
Blog: Science Says Chicks With Big Asses Are Smarter And Healthier
Comment by: rpw50222
Then why are black chicks so stupid?
Comment by: himself
How fat is too fat though? Because I guarantee fat slob girls are going to read this and think everything is alright. It’s not. You’re gross.
Both valid points
Blog: Dr. J Says The Only Reason He Had A Daughter Is Because The Girl Who Used To Blow Him Got Braces So He Had Have Sex With Her
Comment by: something-in-my-front-pocket
“Giving off a vibe of availability”… that is the classiest way of calling someone a whore
Something-in-my-front-pocket has been one of the best commenters over the past few weeks
Blog: Worlds Tallest Man Gets Married
Comment by: captainskinnydick
His hammer would make my toothpick look like a broken in half toothpick
It’s like he created a username just for this comment
Blog: Zimbabwe’s Mr. Ugly Repeats As Champion
Comment by: medullaamendola
Handsome Hank should move to Zimbabwe and finally win something in his life
The legend of Handsome Hank continues to grow
Blog: Woman Handing Out Letters Instead of Candy To “Moderately Obese” Trick Or Treaters
Comment by: tha_dro_man
I’m all about being healthy. I don’t drink much, I eat right, I go to the gym 5 days a week, I’ve even worked as a personal trainer. But this bitch…this bitch is the worst. It’s fucking Halloween, lady. Way to ruin childhoods, you fake-ass Jillian Michaels.
I couldn’t resist including this comment because all I could picture was DroMan teaching some crazy martial arts class where you just use a tire iron as a weapon.
Blog: Matt Harvey Apartment Hunting With Anne V
Comment by: rampagejackson
Can they do tommy john surgery on his eye when they are fixing his elbow?
Comment by: mattyd929
I don’t think she’s realized he’s on the Mets yet
Blog: UK Navy Blasts Britney Spears Songs To Fend Off Somali Pirates
Comment by: kramerica-industries
The amount of times I masturbated to fake nude pictures of Britney Spears when I was 13 was astounding.
This one hits close to home because I distinctly remember blaming one of my friends for some inappropriate Britney Spears searches on my computer when I was 13.
Blog: 66% Of New Yorkers Aren’t Using Condoms
Comment by: hipneck
I’m dating myself here but I bet it’s been 20 years since I’ve had latex strapped to my dick…and that’s not for lack of nookie.
Kind of a tangent here, but I love this dude hipneck. Stoolie from way back. He’s from the mountains of Vermont or New Hampshire or something, part redneck part hippie, and calling sex “nookie” just epitomizes him.
Comment by: trudolph1988
I don’t use condoms. Neither do I have sex. Gonna go back to youjizz.
We’ve all been there.
Blog: Doutzen Kroes Says She Feels Guilty For Being A Smokeshow
Comment by: jumping-the-gun
She feels guilty for looking too good? Come here sweetheart, give me 2 minutes with you and I’ll show you what real disappointment is like.
Perfect commenter name for that comment.
Blog: Jimmie Johnson And NASCAR Has Officially Become The WWF
Comment by: valbroski
If you complain about how it’s the sprint cup instead of the Winston cup, you might be a redneck.
Not a great comment section on this blog, just had to include one even though I know I’m in the minority of being a NASCAR fan.
Best of Barstool Confessions from last week:
Comment by: terryschiavo
In high school i banged a chick whose nickname was Joe Dirt
Comment by: pea-tear-griffin
I always poop in the 2nd stall and jerk off in the handicap stall, the other day the 2nd stall was taken so I went to the handicap stall to shit and I got a boner
Comment by: bigsnacks
One time I wished Cromartie a happy Father’s Day on twitter and he responded saying thanks
Comment by: bromantula
I don’t understand the reference to Renee and Sales Guy, but I pretend that I do.
Comment by: frizz33
I thought euthanasia just meant asian children until recently
Comment by: roastbeefcur10z
Did a ride along with the fire department when I was 14… When I went to the bathroom I found a maxim magazine, ended up beating off in the bathroom… Alarm started going off when I was finishing and I just pulled up my pants and finished the shift with cummy pants
Comment by: fuckshitup
I’ve bragged about getting the most likes in the comment section… my life is a downward spiral
Best Zollo comment:
Comment by: RJJ
Zollo picks up bruised apples and whispers “Who did this to you….”