Back when El Schnoz first introduced his idea for a New York offshoot, I submitted a few samples but was out-done by KFC & Kmarko. I respected that. I ended up randomly meeting KFC at a charity event (because we’re both your dignified, charitable types) & greased the wheels to get on board. Started writing hockey & giving horrible betting advice with the occasional humor post sprinkled in. Met Pres at the New York launch party & he couldn’t keep his lips off my dong. I was awesome. So awesome I turned on the Brothers K and demanded something, anything, for continuing to contribute my awesomeness. They said fuck off. I fucked off to my own intoBOLIVIAN blog. Fast-forward a couple years and, of course, Clancy asked me back for mostly Giants coverage (because all of you who tried, sucked) with my unparalleled insight & wit. I knew it. Knew they needed me on that keyboard. The good thing is, despite expanding to the U and a couple other cities since I was a small part of the empire, I still step in as the best-looking on the roster and easily top-5 talent. I’m also probably the only writer banned from the comments section of every other city. The bad thing is, I’m still not getting jack shit out of the deal. Actually didn’t take much convincing by KFC to get my OK. I suck at holdouts.
Anyway, for NYBSS coverage of all things Big Blue as they embark on their glorious repeat, I’ll be your guy. Start following me @610Barstool and don’t be too mean to me in the comments. Seriously.
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