ALBANY — An inmate caused a bizarre scene at Albany County Correctional Facility Tuesday when a condom full of prescription drugs and heroin she was carrying inside her split open, spilling a cache of painkillers, anti-anxiety and sleeping pills onto the floor of a holding cell, Albany County Sheriff Craig Apple said. Before she was to begin a six-month sentence for a probation violation, Andrea Amanatides, 38, filled a condom with 256 prescription pills — 90 pills of Lyrica, 37 Adderall pills, 50 Valiums, 43 Trazadones, 10 Ambiens, 26 Oxycontins — and four bags of heroin and put the condom in her vagina, Apple said. As Amanatides waited in her holding cell, one of the pills fell out, Apple said. Amanatides then tried to “adjust herself,” Apple said, but the 255 other pills and heroin simultaneously fell to the floor.
That is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time. Pills trickling out of her vagina like someone poked a hole in a bag of M&Ms. She sits down on that bench and squirms around and squeezes her legs tight and repacks her pussy full of pills and them, boom, the floodgates open. A cornucopia of pussy flavored narcotics spill to the floor. Hilarious.
I think my favorite part is when there’s like 150 pills on the ground and she picks up like one or 2. Then starts trying to kick them under the bench. Like thats really gonna make a difference. Listen toots short of a shovel to scoop those things up and a funnel in your pussy to siphon those things inside you, you’re fucked. Might as well just pop a couple and enjoy the high for a couple hours.
PS – How about being the guy whos job it is to go spelunking inside this broad’s drug mule pussy to make sure she got it all out? I don’t think I’ve ever seen that profession on Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe.