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“OK Eli, here’s what I got. I heard we’re planning to miss a couple FG’s & let Bradshaw run down our throats…”

From 49ers Webzone:

Is it THAT far-fetched to think maybe, just maybe he actually was pissed enough at the coaching staff about not playing that he figured ‘what the hell, I’ll get back at them by hitting up my old buddies during the week and telling them and/or even sending them our gameplan’? I’m almost starting to think this could be possible…

It certainly would look like that if Jacobs let the NYG defense in on our gameplan, now wouldn’t it? It doesn’t matter who the QB is, if hypothetically the defense was keyed into the offense’s gameplan, the quarterback and the entire offense will all look awful.

I’m telling you man, I have a really hard time believing there’s no chance Jacobs did something fishy. It straight up LOOKED like they knew our entire gameplan and everything we were gonna do, then when you factor in we have a player who’s been documented as being pissed at the coaching staff for never playing, AND that he used to play for our opponent and is clearly still very buddy-buddy with them based on his post-game actions, it’s very very very very VERY fishy…

Even if you forget about Jacobs for a second, it did look like they knew exactly what we were up to, and we have shown we have an incredibly creative and unpredictable coaching staff so the fact that NYG looked to always be a step ahead of us looked awfully suspicious…

It’s 2012 man, he could have called them, e-mailed them, faxed them, etc. I really, really, really don’t think it’s that far-fetched. I mean, didn’t it LOOK like they knew it? 

How the f**k would the Giants know our playcalls, when we barely see each other? I smell a rat, and it may be that that rat (who happens to have a lot of buddies in the Giants lockerroom) was pissed off he wasnt getting playing time / got trashed by Harbaugh for speaking about his injury…

Wait, did the Giants just beat the 49ers or the Jets? This is some straight-up Gang Green delusion right here. It’s inconceivable to Niners fans that the defending Super Bowl champs could have actually prepared and executed better without help from an insider. You read what one fan said – “how the fuck would the Giants know our play calls when we barely see each other?” He’s got a point. I mean it’s only the 3rd time they’ve met in a calendar year, and there’s no such thing as game tape anymore. Teams just go in blind and hope to figure shit out as the game progresses. So how NY dominated all facets when SF has ”an incredibly creative and unpredictable coaching staff” really IS  ”awfully suspicious”. Granted, this doesn’t explain their blowout loss to the Vik…hey, wait a minute. Wasn’t Randy Moss a Viking!?! Son of a bitch! There really is no other explanation. Brandon Jacobs must’ve faxed the entire playbook & plan to his buddy Bradshaw. Get Goodell on the horn!

OK, I’ll be honest. Any Giants fan that’s followed the Jacobs roller coaster for the past few years would agree – I wouldn’t 1000% put it past him to try and sell out his own team like this. He was a self-absorbed, spiteful, whiny cancer his last year or two in the Big Apple who’s now realizing the grass isn’t greener. The bullshit going on between he, Hardo-baugh and the rest of his new city doesn’t surprise any of us who’ve seen it already. But even if we live in Crazyville & SF fans are right, it doesn’t explain losing the battle up front on both sides of the ball, untimely penalties, the inability to do anything to slow down Eli’s TD drive, Wilson’s KO return, etc. You got beat. Bad. Tough pill to swallow, but it’ll be over quicker if you just accept it, drop the conspiracies & move on.

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