Use The New "Uber For Parking" App Valet Anywhere So You Don't End Up Driving A Fiat Like Me

No joke this is the actual real life clown car I drive. Its the worst machine that has ever been manufactured. I feel like Donkey Kong in Mario Kart every time I get in it. I gotta cram my skinny fat ass into this little meatball and actually drive around in public.

Why did I subject myself to this embarrassment? Because there was a deal on parking that came with the lease. In New York the parking spot where you leave your car when you’re not using it is about 4 times the cost of the actual vehicle. Its INSANE. 400, 500 dollars a month just to park your car. Thats where this new app ValetAnywhere comes in. Think of it as Uber for parking. You drive your car into Manhattan or Brooklyn, and you can request a valet to meet you at the restaurant or bar or office building. They grab your car when you arrive, go park it, and when you’re done you request the valet to retrieve your car for you. Looks and operates just like Uber:

No more circling the block 800 times looking for a spot. No more $23.00 for a half our of parking in a garage. Valet Anywhere comes right to you and they only charge $6 an hour, max $42 a day.

Whats more important is that they offer long term parking options that are infinitely cheaper than your standard garage options. $325 a month, available in all of Manhattan and parts of Brooklyn (downtown, Park Slope, Fort Greene)

So whether you just need to pop into the city and use the on-demand service, or you need a long term solution with monthly parking, Valet Anywhere is the easiest, most convenient way to do it. They also provide “hand off” codes to both the user and the valet driver that need to be confirmed when you give them your car, so you dont have to be concerned with security. So dont be like me and sign a 44 month lease with a stupid, stupid car to avoid high parking costs. Download Valet Anywhere for safe and easy parking.