This Chick Is BANANAS, B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Find me this girl! Who is she?? As I’ve gotten older I’ve really grown to realize the important qualities in a woman. I used to feel like I wanted a sexy, confident, successful woman. A chick that could hold her own and be a real partner in crime throughout my life.

And if I could go back in time and do it all over again, I think I’d just look for a chick with no gag reflex. A girl who could make a Sprite can disappear in her mouth. Because a chick with that sort of talent doesnt stop giving blow jobs, you know? Its like if Picasso just decided to stop painting. An average artist, sure, they just hang em up. Stop painting after a while. But a real master isnt going to deprive the world of their talent. Thats a chick with no gag reflex, really. Shes an artist. A master. Shes got a gift and shes gonna want to show it off to the world.

So thats why I say I need to find this banana chick. Because she deserves to be in the conversation with Heather Brooke and the rest of the girls that apparently dont have that little punching bag thingy in the back of their throat. Her talent deserves to be recognized.