First rule of renting out your classroom storage closet as some sort of whorehouse for teenagers – don’t leave a paper trail with text messages between you and the students. They wanna schedule time in your little sex club? They gotta come talk to you in person. That way there’s no red tape and you can check for a wire. Cmon man use your head.
First rule of trying to smuggle your son across the border at the airport – dont put him in a suitcase because the x-ray machine will, in fact, catch him. Rather easily, as a matter of fact.
First rule of being a security guard in China and stealing THOUSANDS of eggs and labeling them with the date – well there really arent any rules about that, you’re just a weirdo Chinamen. Carry on.
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Chinamen is plural great job.
Quality content here, Kevin.
Kids taking that old “5 minutes in heaven” game to another level
I don’t like these because I can’t listen to them and the stories are always way better than the blogs on here #draftkings
@albinopolarbear It’s 7 minutes in Heaven
Also, Kevin, chinamen is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
Would love to listen.. You mind getting the app fixed?
I think a lot of America’s problems can be summed up with, “I ain’t got no condom.”
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