North Korea Releases New Textbooks That Say Kim Jong Un Learned To Drive A Car When He Was 3 Years Old - Daily Mail

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They also say he raced yachts at the age of 9. You know how much 3 year old North Korean pussy you can get when you have a car? Think about how much girls liked you when you were like 15 and got your drivers permit. Now imagine you’re three. You could get 2 or 3 hand jobs a day during nap time. Once you were 9 and racing yachts, forget about it.

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