Knicks Fans Can Rest Easy Knowing That Amare Stoudemire's Goggles Are In The Knicks "Historic" Trophy Case
When I saw this tweet come in, I thought it was done by a parody account, with the words “Knicks trophy case” being the punchline of the joke. I mean what would be in a Knicks trophy case other than a couple of dusty ass Larry O’Brien trophies almost a half of a century old to go with Patrick Ewing’s Rookie of the Year award and James Dolan’s harmonica? Nope, the Knicks trophy case is real and it’s spectacular ummmm, real.
As for Amare, lets not go too crazy about his time in New York. I mean I was happy to see him come back here to retire. But most of his time as a Knick was waiting for him to get healthy and then waiting for him to get off the salary cap. If you had asked me which item would be the best way to sum up those magical 231 games with Amare in orange and blue, I would have said either the fire hydrant he hurt his hand punching during the playoffs against the Heat or one of the yarmulkes he would wear after finding out that there was a chance he MIGHT be Jewish (pretty sure I spelled yarmulke right on the first guess, nbd). But I guess the glasses he wore so he didn’t go blind and become a punchline for yet another injury, along with a description home to more typos than an average Barstool blog, is the perfect way to honor STAT.
Okay, still less typos than an average Barstool blog
And with Russell Wilson making Costacos Bros. posters hot in the streets again, the Knicks are more than welcome to use my homemade poster once Young Kristaps inevitably makes the historic trophy case.