Kate Beckinsale Loves To Make Dicks Out Of Fruits

*HEART EYE EMOJIS*

Whatta woman. Hey Kate I have a dick and balls that you can play with to make like a dick and balls. Might not be impressive like a cucumber. Maybe more like a baby carrot. To be honest your carrot and apples look more like a dick and balls than my dick and balls. Whatever. The point is if you’re into playing with dicks and balls, now that you’re newly single, you can certainly play with mine. You can practice on me for your instagram pictures. Kate I love you. I promise I’ll stop talking about my dick and balls. Lets runaway together. Please.