Joakim Noah Sucking Face With Some Super Smoke Out In Ibiza

I sucked some face in Ibiiiiiza, to show Avicii I was cool! Get some, Jo! You Tarzan lookin motherfucker! An absolutely monstrous make out from this broad, whoever she is. Reminds me of Natasha Henstridge in Species when she put her tongue through the back of that guy’s head:

Like yo be careful, babygirl! You’re tongue fucking the face of a very expensive, very injury prone man. Jo is gonna be the first dude on the bench in street clothes due to a makeout injury. 72 mil down the drain because he fell overboard off a yacht while he was being First Base Raped by a Spanish smoke.

Good for Jo. On a nice little hot streak. He’s lucky enough to add himself to the list of over the hill athletes getting a, ahem, boatload of money from the Knicks and he’s out there in Ibiza banging tall, freaky, super smokes on a yacht. Do you Jo! Do you!

PS – Shout out to the movie Species. One of the most important flicks of all time for any male who grew up in the 90s. Years ago I statistically broke down the importance of Natasha Henstridge and Species.