Japanese Girls Have Invented The New "Hangover Look" - Daily Mail

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Yes. Fuck yes. This is what the fuck I’m talking about. Not because haggardly lookin Japanese bitches turn me on but because I love these lazy ass trends. Now people can never tell if you’re hungover or stylish in Japan. Genius! Pure genius you sneaky Geisha bitches! I need Dad Bod to actually be a thing. I need pale and skinny fat to become trendy. What if we just decided bald was sexy and trendy and then millions of men everywhere would just be considered fuckable again? I suppose you open up Pandora’s Box here if all the sudden fat gross Wal Mart people become considered “popular” and good looking. Pure anarchy would descend upon society. But lets just go with the Marshmallow Body becoming a trend in America. If your belly is doughy and cellulite-y and shadowy because there’s no definition anywhere on your body, thats now considered “in.” If Japanese chicks can just decide to be hungover then I can just decide to be skinny fat sexy.

We also got Chinese people who keep dying on escalators, Dutch woman marries her dog after her husband cat dies, protestor living on top of a billboard until people in St Louis stop killing each other, and the 364 pound mom goes blind from 28 Red Bulls a day that Trent blogged about. Its your Daily Mail.