I Love Everything About This Knicks Fan Rambling Like A Madman
*NSFW language*
So this video came out a few months ago, but I got my hands on it at the perfect time. Carmelo is fighting with fans on Instagram, the Knicks (rightfully so) won’t be playing on Christmas for the first time in seven years and since the offseason is almost over, people will start using the Knicks as a punch line again. But this modern day sports version of the Mad Rapper comes out firing the truth and just doesn’t stop. He makes KFC look like a happy, well-adjusted sports fan. This guy is the new king of the Player Haters Ball.
Phil Jackson’s gotta do science, Carmelo Anthony is a bully, while J.R. Smith and Iman Shumpert are pussies. Just A+ NBA analysis there. And while I don’t agree with his views on Steph and Riley Curry, I do agree with calling things like YouTube and Instagram your SON because you really like them. Twitter, MY SON! Doritos Tacos, my SON!
And after weeks of trying to figure out a nickname for Kristaps Porzingis we finally have one. The Weirdo. RIP Zingis, Slim Zingis, Knickstaps and any other nickname that isn’t The Weirdo. Just being from Latvia makes Porzingis a weirdo, let alone being a 7’1, 120 lb. basketball player that is definitely winning the Rookie of the Year, MVP, and multiple championships in New York.
I also love how this guy goes after the biggest thorns in a Knicks fans’ side for the last 20 years. The people that started as Bulls fans, then became Lakers fans, then went from the Cavs to the Heat and then back to the Cavs. They can all suck their father’s dick (which by the way is best insult I have heard in years). His final Ether of everything ESPN, including what I think was wishing death on Papi Le Batard, was the perfect way to go out. No way Stephen A. Smith can respond to this guy unless he wants to be fitted for a toe tag.
Finally, I am still floored that he dropped Brad Lohaus’ name. Upset of the year, even if Lohaus is still riding street cred from his days being in the first NBA Jam.