How Is Lesbian Sex A Lot Like Netflix? The Answer Is In KFC Radio #115

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My publicist was able to get me booked on KFC Radio this week — and the villagers rejoiced — and the talk ranged from watching a porn with your buddy in it to internships to, my favorite question, “Do lesbians give each other bullshit excuses not to have sex?” I personally was in the no camp because lesbians are more inclined to be the Jezebel, feminist type so if they said “I have a headache,” the other woman couldn’t question it without it being some sort of representation of the patriarchal “yes means no” mindset that they always try to rail against. But I think that wouldn’t even be the case because the whole reason women pass up sex is the act of men is a sloppy smelly man mounting them for 2 minutes, rolling over to sleep, and leaving her completely unsatisfied. Girl on girl action? Much more sensitive and considerate.

But then Feits came in with a tangential question about “How do lesbians know when sex is done?” and it led to another all-time KFC Radio analogy from him comparing lesbianism to Netflix. The important lesbian conversation begins at 32:14.