Hot Weather In New York City Means One Thing…It’s Time For New Yorkers To Start Shitting In Garbage Cans!
This is definitely a first ballot “Now you’re in Newwwwww Yooooooork” moment. You know when you get a whiff of an awful smell in New York and you just hope it is something random that is not human waste? Well this video is a reminder that there is a good chance that it is some sort of human waste or a dead homeless guy. Mother Nature has been very reluctant to give up the goods of warm weather to NYC this year and now we remember why it actually wasn’t a bad thing. For all the rooftop parties and flowing sundresses that come with the heat, there is the other side of the coin. And people shitting in trash cans in broad daylight is just the tip of the iceberg. It’s like the librarian ghost appearing in Ghostbusters. Things are about to get a lot worse before they get better. This is when bloggers earn their money. While other people are talking about #DartySZN, I am here to cover #WeirdoSZN. Especially in the subway.
You also could have convinced me that this guy was just clowning around until he wiped his ass with a dirty napkin. You don’t do that unless you truly have no other place to shit. We already knew this guy was considerate for shitting in a garbage can instead of on the sidewalk. But he even cares about hygiene. The first robin of #WeirdoSZN 2017 is truly a special one.
Ba da ba ba ba, I’m lovin’ it!
h/t Daily Cruise