And the answer is Morgan Osman. You ever think about how ridiculous it would be if your wife or fiance or girlfriend actually dressed and acted like these instagram models? Like if your girlfriend ever showed up to the pool in six inch high heel boots with straps that wrap around her calf all the way up to her knee? In a thong with angel wings tatted on her back? Taking selfies all day long? I mean it would be awesome because you’d get to have sex with her but it would also be completely ridiculous. These chicks just arent real life.