Last night, during that debacle of a Mets victory, I saw this dude in the crowd:
And I said don’t waste your time, man. Don’t even bother praying to a higher power. God doesnt answer Mets fans’ prayers. Well, the Mets went on to actually win that game, and then today Kirk Nieuwenheis gets DFA’d. So that will be the last time I ever smite God. Maybe he is listening. Maybe he does care. Because every Mets fan was dropping to their knees at night begging the Almighty to get rid of this guy. He’s just not a Major League Baseball player. I’m sure he’s a great guy but he just doesnt belong in the Big Leagues. He followed in the long list of players that actually made me want to jump out the window just by looking at him. Luis Castillo. Jason Bay. Oliver Perez. Wayne Hunter with the Jets. The type of players that simply seeing their face sent you over the fucking edge. The only difference being Kirk Neimanmarcus never has a shred of success and had no business being run out there on a semi-regular basis.
I wish you the best of luck, Kirk. As long as you have absolutely nothing to do with my team.
Next up, Ruben Tejada. Get The Fuck Off My Team.
As opposed to now, 100lbballs, when they're still in first place, have the 6th best record in baseball, and the best home record in baseball, despite being decimated with injuries? Every Mets fan knows this team has major offensive weaknesses and we've all said that all along. Still performing better than expected this year, and nobody declared them the best team out there. Dont put words in our mouth you pudgy loser.
KFC throwing haymakers - i love it. but tossing pudgy around bro? talk about a fat on fat crime
KFC, answer my prayers and bring me on KFC radio
Isn’t that a store?
Remember when the Mets were winning the 1st two weeks of the season and you and every other Mets fan thought they were the best team in baseball. Yea, that was funny.
I hope Ruben Tejada gets Taken.
As opposed to now, 100lbballs, when they’re still in first place, have the 6th best record in baseball, and the best home record in baseball, despite being decimated with injuries? Every Mets fan knows this team has major offensive weaknesses and we’ve all said that all along. Still performing better than expected this year, and nobody declared them the best team out there. Dont put words in our mouth you pudgy loser.
he was the 2nd best defensive outfielder we have behind lagares
You been doing spelling bees with pres?
KFC throwing haymakers – i love it. but tossing pudgy around bro? talk about a fat on fat crime
Proofread the headlines kfc
“”Luis Castillo. Jason Bay. Oliver Perez””….seeing those names made my blood boil. Kirk Niewenhoosen not so bad….but damn he needed to go – legit only going to miss fucking with his name like Henry Runnamucker
Why the fuck do they wear silver print/numbers on the all blue jerseys? Looks like a Chinese knock off. 2nd worst jerseys in the MLB next to Miami
4/23/15 “13-3, still undefeated at home and they have the whole world asking: ARE THE METS REALLY THIS GOOD? Spoiler alert: Yes. They are”
Since then they are 10-13. So no they weren’t that good like you claimed, so blow me you lazy eyed doughboy.
I don’t really think you’re funny, so don’t follow you, but when you report a sport story at least spell his name correctly. You are such a dink cry baby….all you do is bitch. Grow a set!
@kfc wahhh the Mets have injuries. Just like every other team
Absolutely hate tejada but need him for a late game defensive replacement. TDA can be back by this weekend in PITT. Just hold the fort until the Calvary arrives boys. LGM!
woooow I had totally blocked out Wayne Hunter from my memory, thanks for that one KFC. what a fuckin liability that guy was
Good job KFC now the mets get KFC mush from God. You just never fucking quit
Comments Are Closed
Property of Barstool Sports 2015