Girl Tries To Kiss Random Strangers In Grand Central

You know its funny, my first thought for this blog was “There’s a lot of places I would suck face with a random chick out of nowhere, but right in the heart of New York City isn’t one of them.” And I was going to say how there’s herpes and ebola and shit floating all around the city.

And then I realized if I was sitting at a bar and this chick came up to me to make I out I wouldnt hesitate one fucking millisecond. I thought about all the situations I’ve been in during my single life in New York City. I’d let her germy tongue all up in my mouth and if she wanted to, I’d probably have unprotected sex with her in a public bathroom in a bar which is basically like an African Hot Zone. So really there’s no excuse why I shouldnt do the same in Grand Central. Yet my first thought is that I’d react the same way as all these dudes did. I think its just like a time and a place sorta thing. I will swap all sorts of bodily fluids with you in the agreed upon place and and venue. When we’re in a dark bar and drinking with the intent of finding someone to hopefully have sex with, its a green light. When I’m walking through Grand Central trying to catch a train, avoiding protesters, dodging tourists, hoping the military guys with machine guns dont shoot me, I’m not trying to kiss you babe. I dont really like kissing in general, and I know there’s no chance we’re having sex right here right now. So really its just an awkward exchange where I’m only getting to first base and might get herpes. Thanks but no thanks.

PS – That one girl was this close to throwing a punch. And I think that last dude was just a plant.