El Chapo Puts A $100 Million Bounty On Donald Trump - Dead Or Alive
Telesurtv - Various websites have reported rumors that El Chapo is still infuriated by Donald Trump’s racist remarks against Mexicans and Mexico.
The world’s most wanted and most dangerous drug lord, Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman, is allegedly offering a US$100 million bounty for whoever delivers billionaire and Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump to him, dead or alive. According to various websites, sources close to the drug trafficker say Guzman was infuriated by Trump’s racist remarks against Mexicans. “He was mad. He wants Donald Trump dead and will pay any amount of money to have Donald Trump’s head,” said an unnamed inmate, according to Most Extreme News. Prior to his escape from high-security prison in July, El Chapo was a vocal opponent of the real estate and hotel and casino mogul with an unconfirmed Twitter account, attributed to Guzman, threatening Trump in September. Despite the reported threats, Trump has continued to campaign, but, according to news reports, he has beefed up his security and now wears a bulletproof vest. “We have officials all over the place, including right outside hanging out in trees,” Trump told reporters a few months ago in Charlottesville, Virginia. According to various news outlets, including the Telegraph and the New York Post, Guzman seemed to be taunting authorities and threatening Trump while on the run. Before his arrest in February 2014, El Chapo was widely considered the world’s richest and most powerful drug trafficker. After Guzman’s escape, Trump said that it was time to build a wall between the two countries, and said that the drug trafficker’s incredible escape proved the extent of corruption in Mexico. Trump said to his audience, “Can you envision Jeb Bush or Hillary Clinton negotiating with El Chapo … Trump, however, would kick his ass!” To which El Chapo’s lawyer Juan Pablo Badillo responded, “What is he going to do? Kick him around like a soccer ball?”
Well now you’re in the deep end, Don. We’re now entering “Ain’t No Fuckin Around” territory. Its all fun and games when you’re stuffing Rand Paul in a locker. Nothing to worry about when you’re making fun of Marco Rubio for being a sweaty mess. Your punching bag Jeb Bus? His Poop Meter goes through the roof every time you start making fun of him. And the stiffest competition you’ll face at the end is Hilary Rodham fucking Clinton. Right now Donald Trump’s entire presidential run is like Duke Basketball when the committee gives them the easiest road to the Final Four.
But we’re not talking about debates on CNN anymore. We’re not talking about tweeting at Rosie O’Donnell. We’re talking about El Chapo. We’re not in Mexican Drug Lord territory. And guess what, Donald? That Wall of yours doesnt exist yet, and if there’s anyone who has money to burn on your level, its Mexican Kingpins. Time to put your money where your mouth is, bruh. You said you’d kick his ass. You said you’d handle these guys. Well now you got a $100 million bounty on your big coiffed dome. Put up or shut up dude. Dont go running to the cops. Dont go asking for protection. Time to go toe to toe with El Chapo and prove you can handle Mexico. Because right now, the way I see it, The Donald has poop in his pants. Billion dollar poop filling his 5,000 dollar suit pants. Push came to shove and Donald ran, pooped, and hid.