Dude On An Airplane Reclaimed An Armrest In Absolute Savage Fashion

When I saw the title of this video, I thought I was going to be 100% behind the guy taking back the armrest. This guy’s little bathroom confessional had me thinking that he was dealing with the Hitler of armrests. Just trying to seize every armrest in the plane.

But then this guy had to go ahead and say “tussle with the muscle” before pulling as aggressive a move as you can on an airplane. Flat out bullied the guy off of that armrest while he was sleeping. He might as well have just cut off Black Shirt’s balls and shoved them down his throat. Maybe the most disrespectful move I’ve ever seen on an airplane. And I would imagine Black Shirt would agree since his eyes bulged out of his head like a fucking cartoon character. You have to do something there or give your Man Card to the PMT boys. And I’m pretty sure Black Shirt’s wife is going to divorce him after seeing her husband take one on the chin like that.

Personally I think if you win the armrest first, you get it for the rest of the flight. If you can reclaim the armrest after some minor wars between the arms, that’s fine. But bumping a guy’s arm and waking him up from sleeping on an airplane is a big no-no in my book. We are a civilized people. And falling back to sleep on an airplane can be a pain in the ass. We can’t have brawls starting 35,000 feet above the ground because somebody wants an armrest. And this guy was wearing a Crossfit shirt while saying “Tussle with the muscle” means he is a Hardo. Maybe even a Super Hardo. Clear as day.

But I’d like to hear what the Stoolies have to say about it. Is bumping a sleeping person’s arm off of an airplane armrest fair or foul?