Dude Kills Himself Over Excessive Sweating
Mirror – A recluse jumped to his death from a block of flats in despair over his excess sweating, an inquest has heard. Mitchell Hewett had visited his doctor in the months before his death, complaining that his clammy body was making him anxious and suicidal. The 32-year-old was found dead outside his home in Wimbledon, south west London, in the early hours of January 31 this year. An investigation was launched after his body was found bound and gagged but police later ruled out criminal involvement. An inquest into Mr Hewett’s death heard how the former roofer tidied his flat then tied himself up before leaping from the third-floor balcony of his flat. Mr Hewett had lost his job and became ‘reclusive’ in the year before his death, the inquest heard. He left his flat immaculate – aside from the tape and twine he used to bind himself and left clothes drying and an iPod on charge. Police investigations into his laptop discovered that he had searched the internet for information on how to commit suicide. The inquest heard he had a history of mental health issues and was treated for suicidal thoughts and hearing voices in 2004. He was also broke and in a significant amount of debt, having more than £37,000 outstanding on his mortgage and £10,000 worth of debts in overdrafts and an unsecured loan. He had a significant amount of cannabis in his system at the time of his death and the coroner ruled that he would have been experiencing the effects of cannabis consumption.
Suicide is the cowards way out. Its never the answer. It always harms the people you leave behind. And theres really no problem in life worth killing yourself over.
Except for excessive sweating. That is the single worst affliction a human can suffer from. Its worse than cancer. Its worse than AIDS. Hyperhidrosis has a 100% ruin-your-life rate. Soaking wet pit stains are just a life ruiner. Plain and simple. You’re embarrassed, it feels incredibly uncomfortable. Its atrocious. And then you got the guys who have the sweaty palms which is just a whole ‘nother ball game. When your hands are just dripping wet theres really no reason to live.
The only thing I would have suggested to this guy other than tying himself up with twine and killing himself is maybe getting some treatment for that shit? Like I go to the doctor and get some shit called Dysport injected into my armpits. Its straight up POISON. I dont know what it is or how it works but I know they shoot my body filled with this toxin and I never sweat again. Its the best thing thats ever happened to me. Its probably killing me every time I get injected and I’ll definitely get cancer in my sweat glands or something but its well worth it. Never sweat an ounce. Only thing is, its not cheap and if this dude was like $50,000 in debt he probably isnt in any position to pay for Armpit Poison. So ipso facto, plan B. Get high and jump off the roof.