Dude Kills Himself Because His Dick Was Too Big For Sex - Daily Mail

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Its real easy to sit here and call this dude an asshole. Champagne problems at its finest, right? I’d kill to have a bigger dick, right? Well walk a mile in this guy’s shoes first. Walk a mile with your enormous dick squashed between your legs. You cant even begin to understand big dick problems. And when you have a penis enlargement that ends up making your dick so big you can no longer have sex, I bet its not as fun as it seems. Its like an episode of the Twilight Zone. Be careful what you wish for because sometimes a normal dick is just the way to go.

We also got the Russian Navy scandal were 90 cadets went down on a porn star in a massive oral sex orgy, the Pennsylvania kid who blackmailed his own mom into having sex, ISIS suicide bombers who complain that nepotism is keeping them from getting to go on missions, and public school poor kids dont get to have fun because they’re Poors.