Chick Bashes Her Boyfriend With A Crow Bar For Snoring

CrimeFeed – It’s hard to sleep when you share your bed with someone who snores, but we wouldn’t suggest beating them with a blunt object to get them to stop. Elizabeth Ellen Hogrefe learned that the hard way. The 45-year-old is facing misdemeanor domestic assault charges after hitting her boyfriend in the back with a crowbar to get him to stop snoring. According to reports, the 58-year-old victim awoke to find his girlfriend yelling at him and beating him with the bunt object.  Somehow, the man managed to stumble out of the motel room where the couple was staying along Cornhusker Highway and make his way to a nearby convenience store, where officers found him suffering from three large welts. No word on why the couple was staying at the motel or why they had a crowbar with them.

Ordinarily in situations like this I take the dudes side. Guy Code. Bros over hoes sorta shit.

But not this time. No sir. There is nothing like trying to sleep with a snorer. Its the most infuriating thing of all time. You can have some demented, demonic thoughts when its like 3am and the person next to you is knocking paint chips off the ceiling. Especially because its on and off. Every single time they exhale, you’re praying this is the time the snoring stops. Every 2 seconds you’re getting your hopes up that your waking nightmare comes to an end. Sometimes they roll over and you think you’re done for good. You get a break for like 3 minutes and you’re like “Ah finally, peace and quiet.” And then boom, it starts again. And in that moment, you want to bash their skull in with a crowbar. I think the only thing that stops this from happening more often is that most people dont sleep with a crow bar. Otherwise there would be crowbar assault left and right every night with snoring couples. But all you can do is try to nudge them so they readjust. Or maybe you pinch their nose. All while sitting there praying that they puke and choke on their own vomit like Jane from Breaking Bad.

So I’m not gonna judge Liz Hogrefe. I mean its classic chick shit to try to collapse a dude’s skull for something he did while he was asleep and actually completely unaware of what was happening. But snorers deserve everything they get. Learn how to breathe while unconscious or get your head caved in.