Chick Bashes Dude In The Skull With A Baseball Bat Because She Didn't Want To Date Him - Daily Mail

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OK, a simple “No” would have done just fine. I mean fuck babe, guys are used to rejection. We literally spend our entire lives getting shot down left and right just for the one opportunity to have some chick stupidly agree to letting us penetrate them. In between every success there’s like 500 failures. We’re used to the rejection. So when I drive from Alabama to Oregon to see you, maybe just tell me politely that you’re not into me. Dont need to go bashing my skull in.

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