A Pole Wielding Maniac Randomly Started Bashing Skulls In Denver
FOX Denver- Another violent attack on the 16th Street Mall in downtown Denver has been captured on video. The video showing a man, later identified as 32-year-old Clarence Seeley, attacking people on the east end of the 16th Street Mall at Cleveland Place with a plastic PVC-type pipe was recorded Wednesday evening. The violence on the video happened two days after police and city leaders vowed to crack down on unruly visitors to the popular pedestrian mall. Caleb Bonham shot the video around 6:30 p.m. from an office building and and then posted it. The video has some of the most violent images from recent flare-ups along the mall.
What the fuck man? I thought Denver was supposed to be all hippies and peaceful and shit. And if there is violence, I figure the person probably had it coming. Now granted, this dude was probably zooted to the high heavens on some premium drugs before he started acting like The Sandman without all the ECW chants. And what the hell is up with McDonald’s man and bus stop sign guy? Just chilling like there isn’t some lunatic bopping people on the head like Little Bunny Fufu. Has to be some sort of an inside job.
And despite this guy being nuts and me never being in a fight, I can kiiiinda see where he’s coming from. You ever play with a long pole as a kid? It’s a pretty fun, badass weapon. Donatello was the GOAT in the first Ninja Turtles game for Nintendo because of his bo, and Donatello sucks. A pole may not the most polished or dangerous weapon. But it’s simple and effective. Especially when it breaks into two and you can act like the Sword of the Morning from Game of Thrones. That dude was fucking awesome.