2 Word Review For Rihanna's New Video For "Bitch Better Have My Money" - Tits And Torture

Tits and torture! Thats what Rihanna does! Ass:

Blood:

Blunts:

And some good old fashioned kidnapping and torture. But the real star here isnt even Rihanna. The blonde who went Tits Out For The Boys all video stole the show:

So send out the MFing Smoke Patrol on her. And I’m not just saying that. I want to actually find out who she is. I’ve tried googling her and searching on twitter and there’s zero mention of her. She looks pretty familiar though. But its like she doesnt exist. So figure it out for me.

PS – You know how many chicks would love to be stripped and tied up by Rihanna? Thats like every girl’s fantasy deep down. A little naked torture from Rihanna while getting a little drunk and a little high.

Alright, so its every guy’s fantasy that that’s every girl’s fantasy. But whatever chicks sweat Rihanna.