spin – This week has only spanned two days, but it’s already been a roller coaster ride for Chicago teen rap star Chief Keef. On Monday afternoon, he was arrested at an Atlanta hotel after a security guard summoned police upon smelling marijuana coming from Keef’s room. This could cause a number of problems for Keef, who was released from an Illinois prison two months ago after serving a 60-day sentence stemming from a probation violation. Unfortunately, if Keef’s Instagram is any indication, he’s not yet sweating his latest run-in with police, a pose that clashes with the tears he shed in front of a Chicago judge.
This video was featured on Worldstar not long ago, and having not heard many Chief Keef songs I decided to give it a chance. “Macaroni Time”? Hell yeah I’ll listen to a drugged-out and thugged-out rap song called Macaroni Time.
And thank White Jesus I did, because everything about the video is a win. You got Beamers driving on lawns, mumbling, Swisher blunts, codeine & Sprite, pockets filled with money, 17 year-olds with guts from drinking too much lean, threatening pointing, and of course the phrase “Macaroni Time”. It’s a perfect and complete rap video. Yet, just as I’m sure you were, I was left at the end with my number one question left unanswered: is Chief Keef mentally handicapped?
Not in a bad way. I mean if he’s retarded then he’s already top two retarded rappers of all-time. It’s just a concern since he’s 17 and looks 28, seemingly unable to correctly pronounce anything, and staring at us with that Down-y glare through his dreadlocks. Like I legit enjoy listening to this nonsense and will be blasting this on volume 50 while mumbling and shouting “Macaroni Time”. Yet his mental makeup is still a complete mystery to me.
If you do some Googling you’ll find rumors that Keef suffers from Asperger Syndrome…
What say you? Is Keef just strung out on chain-smoked blunts and purp or are his thought-sicles seriously melted?
Vote 1 for Mentally Normal and 10 for Mentally Special