Don’t expect the comment section to go too good on this one.
Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to firstname.lastname@example.org or email@example.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.
The Week’s Contestant
This is my dear friend Daniel, a.k.a. “The Yo-Yo Man.” On any given day, you can find him playing with a yo-yo (which he always carries in his pocket) around the UMASS campus. He’s nationally ranked for professional yo-yoing. Swear to God, google him. He’s practically a pro-athlete, so he’s gotta start dressing like one while he’s slaying all that college pussy, right? Whether he’s wearing a faux denim jacket or a hat that says “filthy” on it, this guy definitely needs to switch up his style. Please help him out.
Viva La Stool,
P.S. His favorite pick-up line for girls is “I’m a yo-yoer, my fingers are magical”