Guess That Ass

And the answer is Chrissy Teigen, SI Swimsuit model on Instagram last night. I love this chick. Absolutely love her. She’s a smoking hot girl who almost exclusively tweets about getting drunk or cooking. What’s not to love? Seriously. Tell me what’s not to love about this girl. She’s so hot that somehow she looks 100 times better in her normal, candid shots than she does in her modeling pics. Someone who looks hotter without Photoshop is a rare breed.

Although she tweets with that fat fucking loser Traina who thinks they’re best friends because she’s in SI. But even that can’t ruin her for me.

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by bigstick on March 8, 2013 at 12:32 pm
And I'm done.
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by lou cheech on March 8, 2013 at 12:33 pm
SFW? Fuck my job anyway
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by Numero Two on March 8, 2013 at 12:33 pm
Looks like a ghost is banging her from behind. Fucking Patrick Swayze.
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by phil leotardo on March 8, 2013 at 12:34 pm
2 pumps, tops.
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by davey pageviews giant beak on March 8, 2013 at 12:36 pm
Clutch zoom in on the first pic Feits. Quit while you're ahead today.
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by Cakeboy on March 8, 2013 at 12:39 pm
Butterface
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by mac_attack83 on March 8, 2013 at 12:39 pm
That's a full titty right there! Excellent. Love this broad.
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by hog73 on March 8, 2013 at 12:39 pm
by phil leotardo on March 8, 2013 at 12:34 pm "2 pumps, tops."I don't even think I'd get my pants off
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by bumfights69 on March 8, 2013 at 12:40 pm
Flat Face
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by Numero Two on March 8, 2013 at 12:43 pm
Downvoted my own comment. Terrible joke. Bad sentence structure. I'm taking a lap.
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by StanSitwell on March 8, 2013 at 12:46 pm
total 2-face, but I aint mad at that instagram
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by flappitymeatlips on March 8, 2013 at 12:46 pm
I'd brown bag her head, fist her starfish then go teriyaki her snatch with my wonton.
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by mpackisburning on March 8, 2013 at 12:49 pm
Barstool has gone down the tubes with all these new writers www.99thProblem.com
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by briar on March 8, 2013 at 12:50 pm
gonna go ahead and mothafuckin slow clap that shit - nice work feitelberg
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by carlsweetchuck on March 8, 2013 at 12:50 pm
"She’s a smoking hot girl who almost exclusively tweets about getting drunk or cooking." - I'd love to give her a bottle of wine and a creampie.
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by otwisted on March 8, 2013 at 12:51 pm
I think after 12 beers and 4 shots she'd be drunk enough to do me.
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by menotknow on March 8, 2013 at 12:53 pm
16mp intagramed down to .5 just aint right.
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by smishsmorshin on March 8, 2013 at 12:54 pm
Isn't she fucking a guy who's actual name is Legend?
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by classless on March 8, 2013 at 1:00 pm
I wish I didn't hate Instagram so much.
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by dongzilla on March 8, 2013 at 1:02 pm
side boob/nip shots on instagram? Yes please!
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by brickkilledaguy on March 8, 2013 at 1:05 pm
looks like a bulldog
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by corsair86 on March 8, 2013 at 1:09 pm
unfollowed this bitch after she went on some rant and bitched about sandy hook
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by Donnie Baseball on March 8, 2013 at 1:27 pm
giddy up
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by mossjohnson on March 8, 2013 at 1:32 pm
I was convinced this was Erin Andrews from the peephole video.
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by shovelhead on March 8, 2013 at 2:24 pm
That's a nice side boob!
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by timc129 on March 8, 2013 at 2:36 pm
For sure thought that was Erin Andrews curling her hair..got me
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by bababooey7 on March 8, 2013 at 3:06 pm
I'm going to assume she loves ass play until she corrects me.
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by pbpumper on March 8, 2013 at 3:44 pm
Mongoloid/Down sundromesgue.......
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by medfordguy on March 8, 2013 at 4:21 pm
"Nice Clam" finally makes sense on that last pic.
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