yea i’m not watching that
you have a fat mans face but a deprived childs arms. its so LA it hurts
id rather watch 3 minutes of commercials
this was actually funny good job nick enjoy the LA sun this weekend for me
actually laughed once or twice. nice touch with the video
you look like dana carvey’s retarded cousin
Try investing in some furniture to help with the acoustics.
You have Bubba Watson arms.
Homeless Dean Ambrose is amazing
100% chance you love nascar
I haven’t hated on you fellas for no reason on your first week, but this was not funny at all.
Galaxy comeback was legit funny
There’s just something about that face… I wanna punch you right in the suck hole
The comments I enjoyed where the ones talking about how Barstool LA sucks
I can’t believe I actually thought this might be funny……………dude.
zero percent chance there was a person you were talking to
I laughed, It was basically Jimmy Kimmel’s “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets” but hey, I laughed.
this is fucking classic.
this was a riot..there we go LA!!!
I sent you guys an email post it or else
You have a face for blogging.
Never write a blog again. Only videos. This was honestly hilarious.
Nick maybe one day I will like you, maybe I never will, but Heath is dead in the water…get rid of that guy
I honestly would like you better if you just made videos and posted them to the stool. Stop trying to blog when you have no experience blogging.
After seeing this video FIRE HEATH !!!!
This was funny.
Videos > Blogs
I should really look at that website. I could use a silver bmw. The fuck am I waiting for?
Did you film that in a fucking church or does your apartment not have any furniture in it? echo city
Can’t believe someone else got credit for my Homeless Dean Ambrose call. No wonder I despise you.
this is good stuff I laughed the whole time more videos
If pres is giving you two months an you continue to improve at your current pace you should be ok, not so sure about Heath ( pronounced like a shortened heather) but I’m def pulling for you guys.
Heath still sucks, flash of potential here nick, some originality
Get pres out there and get some plastic surgeon to give some of his nose to you, that thing screams pencil dick
I think you’re starting to catch on, im pulling for ya nick… I still feel bad about neil
the LA guys should stick to more video based material
Nick was funnier in this video than his blogs, same with heath
January 8th: let the countdown begin
Nick maybe you should just make videos. Serious consideration.
Hahaha, love how you read it like a broken man
Nick ran out of fucks to give a long time ago
I’m gonna play devils advocate now….because that’s a great movie and more entertaining than this shitty blog.
keep your Chin Up fat Christian Bale..
A-. Best video since Smitty’s comeback.
You should probably just do videos instead of blogs.
The countdown to Heaths suicide begins
I smiled at the end. It’s an improvement.
Can I please do top comments
This isn’t that bad of an idea. You still suck, but a good contribution
fuckin finally DUDE..that was fuckin funny DUDE
You honestly seem rattled… Where’s the Kent Murphy swag?
Between standing up to pres and now this. There is a glimmer of hope
I agree, only make videos and do it like SNL weekend update. Tuxedo t-shirt cuz you want to be formal but you also like to party.
Your arms look like extras for that new Mcconaughey Jared Leto movie
this was a great idea and you should keep doing this
Reading your shitty blogs all week might actually be worth it for this video every Friday, this actually made me laugh.
Power move to do the video, but it just wasn’t that funny. B
Well done, Nick. I think u started to get that pendulum swinging in the other direction. Last comment was great. Posting this video may have been your best moment at the stool to date. No hate.
Oh, homeless Dean Ambrose. Classic.
Well done, Nick. 5/10
The last comment about the Mercedes made me crack up
You might need to purposely just be bad at blogging so we get to see this video every Friday. Absolutely hilarious
This one time when I was like 6 I tried to cook breakfast and burned the shit out of The Good Pan. I imagine I had the same expression on my face as nick. I just wanted to help and everyone’s all mad at me bunch of jerks. I feel you nick.
If you didn’t find that video funny, then I don’t know what to tell ya. Maybe stay away from LA sports though. You guys will never win that crowd.
100% chance he was talking to a wall when he was “talking” to Heath
Great play. You needed this, Nick. Don’t get used it though.
I’ve never seen a person with a body as pathetic as yours before tonight.
How about you say fuck a couple more times you try hard weirdo.
And the moral of my story is 20 yrs after burning that pan, I’m a good cook. I bet if you stick with it for 20 yrs you’ll be a good blogger. Now go get em champ.
from this i went straight into watching a breast feeding video, i have no idea? how it came up in the suggestions………
Annnd barstool LA has a pulse
The comments are funny. You aren’t. Don’t be so defensive. Embrace the hate. Laugh at yourself. Goodnight.
i smell fish
Nicks best work thus far
Do us all a favor and never do this again
Welcome to the team, you skinny-fat little fuck.
We’ve broken him
Gave this video a chance since everyone said it was funny… Didn’t laugh once. And you try way to hard saying fuck so much. You’re horrible and not funny at all. And your YouTube videos are garbage. In the words of Richie incognito “I’m going to cum in your sisters cunt you worthless sack of shit”
That sucked, nice echo
Well played sir. Check and mate. Your play asshole comment section. I’m just fucking playing LA Stool sucks a bag of dicks!!!
You know “celebrities read mean tweets about themselves”….you guys should do it every Friday with comments.
Respect the video but your still a cunt
You look like a meatball on toothpicks.
Funniest video I’ve seen in a long time. That was great stuff nick
A) cool lisp, B) tell that queer, Heathen, to show his tits next time you decide a video is the good route, C) you need to seriously consider plopping your sweet asscheeks on my face, i) it’s a good face, and ii) you look like you have a nice and soft boy-pussy
There you go
this sucked. bad
What’s ur bicep routine
Fuck all those haters! They just want your job. That was funny shit. First week a stinger and a Dinger.
Not that I needed to be reminded but I’m sure everyone here now knows why we’re BFF’s. Proud of you big guy.
That was Legitimate fucking gold. Original and hilarious. Nice work boys. My apologies for wishing death on you all week.
Man that Heath…he sure Is great when he’s just
Holding a camera not talking or blogging
I liked this. You go nick
Way to pick all of the worst comments for the week. Missed all the good ones you fucking tool. Go back to bumblefuck and cum in your sisters cunt
Literally the only funny thing in this video was when he read the advertisement comment. Don’t be so defensive, you’re just not funny and you can’t blog for shit. If you were cut out for this then people would have stopped giving you shit like with Nate but you guys suck.
More of this. You’re funny, just keep Heather away from the Publish button.
NO suck my dick Nick !
I spit my beer out and I wasn’t even drinking any. Respect
Actually gained slight respect with me for what it’s worth, probably not much.
http://www.losangelesbrahs.com I spent 6 months on this site like you told us to do.
nice job. you’re like the Doc Severinsen of trailer parks.
Man we are in your head Nick. Owned.
Funny shit! Fuck these haters. Waffles!!!!
i like how u look like u want to die… it makes us all very happy
you look like a barn owl
That was fucking hilarious. The arm to torso ratio is just a little skewed though.
You should keep doing this, but have hot girls read the comments. It’ll be funny to see how far they can get before quitting in disgust.
My dude, the problem really isn’t that you’re genuinely unfunny. None of your shit has impressed me thus far, but regardless, the stoolies initial reaction to almost any new writer will be disdain…unless you’re big cat…he was somewhat of an enigma. However, Videos like this will NEVER win anyone over. You are clearly crying yourself to sleep every night because of the comment section, and it shows in the video. You just gotta be funnier. Being all Passive aggressive and acting like you don’t care proves tht you do care. We live for that type of vulnerability. Just be funnier bro. Your welcome.
Please tell me u hve huge legs cause u 100% skipped arm day
Best Comment of the Week post I’ve read (Seen) in a while. I officially have some faith now. Good luck next week.
I feel for you. If nick swardson wasn’t so funny you could be him, but you’re not. I just hate your face and nobody wears trucker hats anymore, asshat
little late on this comment spread but I’m just…maybe it’s me but I just still don’t know which one’s Nick and which one’s Heath? Do I even have those names right?
Better than whitesoxdave…
you’ve found your niche sir, video blogs from now on. the white galaxy s3 joke had me dying
Shit was pretty funny…….. congrats you earned another week………
I have seen ransom videos that are funnier. What makes the video is the elaborate set.
Nicks best work is copying Jimmy Kimmel. Come on Pres. What the fuck? We deserve better.
First good post congrats.
Why are your arms so skinny
This was funny
you have the physique of fukkin spongebob squarepants. Ridiculously skinny arms for how fat you are
u even got teeth,bro?
1:30 mark is when Heath fires up the vibrator
Good stuff. Got a couple laughs out of me
Wow I didn’t think I could hate this guy even more than I did before this video. Sarcastic motherfucker who just isn’t funny.
Week 10 picks http://t.co/l4BUNd3cdJ
Talk about a bunch of hardos. This week was by FAR the worst week for the stool because of the commenters, not the blogs. Listen, everyone was on board for fire Neil because it we knew BigCat had the goods but this is fcking stupid. If you want to raise hell in the comments to convince yourself that your mother isn’t ashamed of giving birth to a son with no prick is one thing. But the kid is obviously funny and figuring it out. Long term nick will be big for barstool and vice versa. Let’s enjoy the ride for fcks sake. Let’s turn down the suck right now and help these guys find the stoolie way. Biggest fucking hardo week ever
@chet_steadman you calling anybody a hardo after that post is beyond blasphemy. Clean it up.
Haha. Thanks, Dylan!
Ohhhhh FUCK MEEEE! Cali Stoolie here and I’ve been preaching a barstool West Coast since I became a Stoolie circa 07 and all I’e got is “West Coast is soft” as a response. This is our representation!!!? Fucking guy is about to cry a river. Is this a suicide note/video? Embarrasing. Clean this LA site up asap! Piper can get it in a major way though.
P.s. Sweet snow man arms.
LA sucks – there is no hope for that shit city.
Chet Steadman is Heath
I believe the term is…. “vlog.”
Glad you guys post on weekends. Or not.
How do you have such a fat head and skinny arms? Interesting.
What i heard..Dude, dude, fuck fuck, leaf blower for 90 secs, then dude, dude, and dude. Fuck..shrug
WAKE THE FUCK UPPPPPP
Now THAT was funny.
i didn’t see this until just now, but Nick — that was good shit. you look like a fucking bum, but i think you’d enjoy hanging out with me. keep up the good work fellas. your time will come.
I’ve seen mangled malnourished Bangladeshi refugees with arms right about that size. And take the dick out of your mouth the next time you make a video you nut munching sweatshop donkey.
this video and that absurd fucking hat just made me dislike you. Also, sick apartment acoustics, bro. Couldn’t hear shit. I thought that was supposed to be your thing. Ya know, making little videos. Or is that Heath? (Note, I’m pronouncing that as “Heth” as well).
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