What Does Stephen Hawking Say Is The Biggest Mystery In The Universe? Women
Independent- In July, famed physicist Stephen Hawking offered to answer questions from the public in a Reddit AMA. Unlike the usual AMA style, where an interviewee sits and answers questions in real time for several hours, Hawking (who can type only a few words per minute at most) gave several weeks for questions to be asked, then answered some of the ones with the most upvotes in his own time. Unsurprisingly, Hawking has focused on answering questions surrounding artificial intelligence — the reported subject of the AMA. Earlier this year,Hawking signed an open letter imploring leaders to consider the possible downsides of artificially intelligent robots before we jump the gun and create them. It’s not his area of expertise, but Hawking — undeniably brilliant and inspirational to boot — has a knack for getting people to listen. What mystery do you find most intriguing, and why? HAWKING: Women. My PA reminds me that although I have a PhD in physics, women should remain a mystery.
This is actually great news for us. Maybe. You can look at Stephen Hawking, the robot-voiced genius who is supposedly the smartest man in the world, saying that women are the biggest mystery in the universe one of two ways. One, throw up your hands and say, “If the smartest man in the world can’t figure out these broads then what chance do I have? I have no chance” and you’d be right. You have no chance. Women make zero sense. When they say they’re fine, they’re not fine. When they say it’s okay for you to go out and get black out drunk with your friends, it’s apparently not okay for you to go out and get black out drunk with your friends. When they say they’re hungry, they don’t know where or what they want to eat. One second they’re too hot and the next millisecond they’re too cold. They constantly need more blankets and less blankets. You will never and can never win. Hawking’s answer gives you the option to give up entirely. That’s option one.
Option two, present your lady friend with this answer from Stephen Hawking the next time she does something that makes no sense. Again, you won’t win and it will inevitably piss her off even more but you can at least literally have the smartest man in the world on your side of the argument. That never ever happens. Normally it’s just me the other side of any argument and I don’t know about you but I’m pretty dumb. Now we got our boy Hawking. If we ever have a shot at winning an argument, this is it.