The Royal Couple Smooched It Up On The Kiss Cam At Last Night's Clipper Game

Look at those crazy kids.  Just totally and completely in love and not scared to show a little PDA at an NBA basketball game.  Most celebrities would be too cool to even acknowledge a Kiss Cam.  Not Mila and Ashton.  Too much salt of the earth in their diet.  The Duke and Duchess of Cedar Rapids have it all right now.  They’re rich, they’re famous and everyone wants to be them.  Do you think they’d be willing to adopt me?  I realize Mila is only 6 years older than me but I don’t mind.