Regis And Hoda Did The Twizzler Challenge And Now I Wanna Claw My Eyes Out

Stop.  Just stop.  If this Twizzler Challenge is to raise money and awareness for autism that’s fine.  More power to them.  But we gotta start getting better looking people to do it.  First we had Matt Lauer and Kathie Lee Giffored do it and look like they were about to have sex on live TV.  Now we’ve got Regis and Hoda eating each other’s face on TV.  It’s madness.  Gross madness.  Regis looks like a goddamn sea creature.  Nightmare shit.  Here’s a rule: If people are gonna continue to do the Twizzler Challenge on TV it has to be two super models.  For instance, next time they need to have Chrissy Teigen and Brooklyn Decker do the challenge and watch the money pour in. I would pay cold hard cash to watch Teigen and Decker chew on the same Twizzler. Or Marisa Miller and Hannah Davis.  Or Nina Agdal and Emily Ratajkowski.  Or Abigail Ratchford and Candice Swanpoel.  Virtually any pairing but Regis Philbin and Hoda.  That’s all I ask.  If they want to make this Twizzler Challenge charity a success then they have to go about it in a better, more swimsuit model direction.