Left Shark Tattoo In The House!

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LEFT SHARK FOREVER. Why is the Left Shark tattoo shitting blood? Left Shark doesn’t have to answer questions like that. I can already here people saying “Well that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen” and “No one is gonna know what that is in a few months” and “What an idiot”. Those are all Right Sharks talking. Killing the mood like they do. Fuck Right Sharks who (Chris Farley air quotes) “Think things through before they do them” and “Wouldn’t get a shark tattoo because of a botched Super Bowl half time show” All Right Sharks do is hand out buzz kills like they’re tic tacs. Left Sharks are out and about, living life and getting awesome tattoos. #LeftShark4Lyfe


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