Kate Middleton Has No Idea How To Clap
What the hell is that? What’s up with some famous people just having no fundamental understanding on how to clap? No rhythm, fingers spread apart and weird positioning. Clean it up. You’re royalty. Act like it. Some famous people are supremely good at other things (in Kate’s case, she’s good at being hot and I assume she gives great head. You don’t become a Duchess if you can’t) but they can’t seem to figure out how to simply make their hands slam together properly to make a noise and show their approval. Or maybe I don’t know how to clap. Maybe I’m just a peasant whose been clapping wrong his entire life and people point and laugh at me when I’m clapping. I’m open to that but I doubt it. I’m fucking awesome at clapping. Either way, I say Kate has no fucking idea how to clap. Amateur hour out there.
Whatever. She can clap however she wants. That ass is still great.