I Don't Want To Brag But Me And The Old Navy Pants Chick Are Pretty Much Dating

wink face

So there it is.  I don’t know where you grew up but where I’m from a wink face means you’re dating.  Plain and simple.  That’s a bond that stronger than oak.  Girls don’t just go winking at any Tom, Dick or Harry.  Nope.  They only wink at the one’s they’re madly attracted to/who told them they have a great ass on a blog.  That’s just how the social media world works.  Feels good.  Feels real good.