I Absolutely Do Not Support This Guy Going Around Putting Up Fake Outlet Stickers At The Airport
Nope. Not funny. Not even a little bit. That’s evil. Puuuuuuuuuure evil. I’m all for pranks and tomfoolery and shenanigans but not at the airport. Anywhere but the airport. Everyone is already miserable enough. They wouldn’t even let you pet the dogs that are walking around the airport. I can’t even imagine the roller coaster of emotions I would go through if I thought I FINALLY found an unoccupied outlet at the airport only to discover that it’s a fucking sticker. I don’t think I have the capacity to kill but an outlet sticker would be the ultimate test of that. I’d probably go all Taken on the person who did it. I will look for you. I will find you. I will kill you. No jury would convict me either. I’d strut outta that courtroom a free man. Cause finding outlets at the airport is a straight up Hunger Games situation. Kill or be killed. Plug or die. You don’t wanna mess with that.