Does This Look Like The Face Of A Guy Caught Measuring His Dick In A Bathroom At The University Of Iowa?
SEPTEMBER 21–An Iowa man was arrested last night for allegedly measuring his penis with a cardboard ruler while at a urinal inside a college library bathroom. Police collared Thomas Morgan, 42, on a misdemeanor indecent exposure charge in connection with a May 7 incident at the University of Iowa’s Main Library in Iowa City. Morgan, cops say, was inside a restroom when he “partially turned his body towards the victim/witness who was using a urinal in the bathroom.” Morgan then “measured his penis against a cardboard ruler,” according to a criminal complaint. The victim told a cop that Morgan subsequently “made a comment regarding his size.” The man added that atop two of the urinals there were cardboard rulers with “dark sharpie markings regarding penis size.”
I was all set to be on this guy’s side. Sometimes you need to measure. Just to check in. See what’s up. Some days the dick looks a little bigger than other days. There’s always the dream that the dick will grow. Hell, this guy is 42 years old and he’s still holding out hope. So yeah, I was with him when he decided to measure in a public bathroom. Sue me.
Then I read this part
An Iowa man was arrested last night for allegedly measuring his penis with a cardboard ruler while at a urinal inside a college library bathroom.
The urinal! Not the stall, the urinal! That’s where you go from being semi-weirdo for measuring your dick in a public library to being a full blown creep. There’s privacy within a stall. You can do just about anything in a bathroom stall and nobody will know or care. That’s why they’re there. So nobody can put a face to the guy dropping BOMBS on Taco Tuesday. People have been snorting lines of cocaine in bathroom stalls since the 1500s. You don’t whip your dick out at the urinal and hope you gained a couple centimeters over night. You do that in the privacy of a public bathroom stall. The article continues and says he was trying to show other people at the urinal that he was measuring. I’ve totally flipped on this guy. Haul him to jail and never let him out.
PS- If the dude’s dick is as long as his neck he’ll be in good shape.
h/t tim