What the fuck is wrong with these people? I was under the impression you couldn’t be a legal US citizen unless you crushed Big Macs on the regular. To NEVER have it? Not once? I ‘m not even sure how that happens. It’s one thing to choose to not eat McDonald’s as an adult because it’s absolutely horrible for you and you’re in control of what you put in your body. At least that makes some sense (it doesn’t make any sense). But how did they avoid it as a small child? My parents were shoving Happy Meals down my throat way before I would’ve had the cognitive ability to decline. I never would’ve because the haunting aroma of a meal from McDonald’s is simply too intoxicating but that’s beside the point.. Whenever my Mom didn’t want to make dinner we’d just swing through the drive through and eat like the richest of kings. It was like a mini holiday. I almost feel bad for these people. Robbed of childhood that involved Happy Meals, toys, greasy hamburgers and pure joy.
Now THAT’S a face only a mother can love. Did you see how fast he crushed that Big Mac? No way that was the first time he’d ever had one. He just said yes to the people who asked him to do the video so he could get a free burger and fries. I see you.
Fuck this bitch. She clearly came in with an agenda. She came in with her mind made up and nothing was going to change it. Those Big Mac and fries could’ve given her the greatest and longest mouth orgasm of her life and she still would’ve said it sucked. Calling the Big Mac “a disappointment” is the biggest slap in America’s face. People like her suck. Oh and you’re not winning any brownie points with normal people when one of the first things out of your mouth is “I’m a holistic health coach.” Gross. I don’t even know that that means and I want to throw up everywhere.
(She is pretty hot though and half of things she said were sexual so it’s all good I guess)
I have nothing mean spirited to say about this lady. She seems sweet and was open minded about the whole thing. Well done. And yes, I would.
Holistic Health Coach = psycho liberal feminist (still would)
dude from the picture looks like a Nate/Smitty love child
I can help you with that gag reflex, holistic health coach.
That chick doesn’t know what dirty is till she slept with me.
the cherry poppin comment made it move
That dudes father played wack-a-mole on him with a shovel when he was a kid
Haven’t eaten it in years but as a kid not many things made me happier than mom not wanting to cook and taking us to mcdonalds.
It doesn’t taste right unless you use the ‘Cyclops’ method to eat it. Amateurs.
That first chick has some delightful looking breastacles
the guy will be morbidly obese by the end of the month
You know the rules.. one bite.
I’ll give that dumb cunt a gag reflex
I want a double QPC STAT!!!
My buddy has never had a Big Mac. Unbelievable.
First chick can straight get it.
good stuff trent
nailed it trent. hell of a day out there.
I’ve honestly never had a Big Mac from McDonalds. I typically go with chicken nuggets because the burgers from those places have always looked gross to me. If it’s Wendys then it’s Spicy Chicken Sandwich but with McDonalds just give me a 20 piece nugget and i’m satisfied.
I honestly didn’t see who had written the blog but I knew it was you instantly. You even sound fat
I’m sure there’s a cherry i could find to pop on her.
Beavis and Butthead would be cracking up at every single sentence the brunette said
“My parents were shoving Happy Meals down my throat way before I would’ve had the cognitive ability to decline.” – phenomenal
and blame blame your mom for shoving it down your throat. I’ve seen plenty of fat kids grow up eating responsibly. Look at the fat kid from Stand By Me, Jerry O’Connel
These people are insufferable.
Mcdonalds was automatic after half days in elementary school. Glad that stopped or else id probably look like you.
What’s going on with Holistic Health’s forehead? Should pop her waxing cherry and not shave that widows peak
@100lbballs Feel like I could argue the inside of mcnuggets are equally gross looking but if you’re doing it right you’re popping those things down your gullet and knocking em out one bite. Ideally you should try a big mac and go 10 piece on the side but I’m not going to hate your approach
that guy is 100% what Peter Dinklage would have looked like if he didnt get dwarfism (midgetism? little people syndrome?)
I’ve eaten exactly one hash brown from them in 11 years shit is gross
One bite, everyone knows the rules
My friend told me he never ate fast food as a kid because his parents told him that’s what poor people eat
I’ve never cracked stick to a “holistic health coach” eating fast food so this is kind of a big day for me.
If you feed your kids McDonalds you’re either poor or hate your kids.
Agree with everything you said, great blog
that dude was like “what are these, fries?” as he shoves them down his throat. classic.
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