“Hi, I’ve slept with every woman in the world”
“Hello, I’ve slept with none of them”
PS- I really love that picture. I don’t totally know why but it’s perfect. The Pope in all white. Leo in all black. I’m not saying it’s Angel meeting Devil but it kinda is. They definitely chose different career paths. Pope chose the one where he does a bunch of religious stuff (that’s how good of a Catholic I am, I have no fucking idea what the Pope does) and not be able to sleep with women. Leo went the opposite direction and made movies and got to sleep with ALL of the women. And if you don’t think Leo was at least sorta thinking what I put as my caption, you’re crazy. Leo had the upper hand in that situation despite talking to one of the most powerful people on the planet. Leo’s seen things. And fucked them.
“It’s an honor to meet you, your excellence.”
“Thank you. I’ve always wanted to meet the pope.”
Someone’s sneaking a peek at Leo’s ass
Trent just get on your knees and start sucking Portnoy off now for the spot in NYC. Also the Pope>Leo not even arguable.
“Don’t worry, I’ve fucked enough broads for the both of us.”
” Listen i don’t care that your celibate, you will be coming home with me”
When you wonder if your priest knows that you JO’d with that hand 2 hours before church
nice stink palm
Leo: I wish you had a hot daughter
Pope: I wish you had a hot 8 year old son
Pope, if you get me an Oscar, I’ll share my women with you.
“Truthfully, I sleep with all of these women to forget about the priest that touched me.”
Leo would make a great Jesus.
“I had a chat with the boss upstairs. The Oscar is yours this year.”
What’s up bear fucker.
“It’s a pleasure to meet you Leo, I jerk to that nude scene in Titanic all the time”
“I loved you in Catch Me If You Can”
“Thank you so much Mr. Prime Rib Roast Minister”
Do you know how many abortions I’ve paid for?
The popes massive double chin is fascinating
You have to wear black in front of the pope. Not Leo’s choice.
“Trent is such a corn hole”
“Tell me about the sex”
Leo & The Pope
The latest sitcom from Peter Chernin coming to you this fall on TBS
“We asked for you on Angels and Demons but somehow we ended up with tom hanks”
Leo tiene un Papa, un Papa, un Papa!
“Nice grip Your Holiness. I guess it comes with decades of celibacy.”
“your Boston accent sucked in the Departed, bro.”
“You guys can still watch porn at least right?”
“If only we met 30 years ago”…
Leo :”Sir, I have a confession to make …I’ve killed all the pussy”
Pope: “clear my schedule”
Cardinal ” LOL sure thing boss”
“mmmmmmm that ass won’t quit” – Priest in the background
“I love all the work you’ve been doing for the Catholic Church.”
“And I loved your work on Growing Pains”
Question…how bad do you have it in life?
Pope: I’ve never had sex
Leo: I’ve never won an Oscar, but I still fuck a lot
Yea because wearing an all white suit would make sense unless you’re Mormon. Hot take Trent. Keep it up like your body mass
Leo – “I feel bad that you’ll never know what pussy feels like.”
Pope – “I feel worse that you’ll never win an Oscar.”
Talk to him for me. I’ll start as many orphanages as he wants….. just get me an Oscar….
Leo gets the Babes, the Catholic Church gets the little boys.
“Pope Benedict finally meets God”
Leo- “Get the fucking ludes”
Where do I put my hands? – pope
“I’ve slept with hundreds of women.”
“I’ve slept with hundreds of little boys.”
Guess who said what.
..“Hello, I’ve slept with nun of them”
“You look just like the kid from Growing Pains that I used to JO to”
One guy derives a life of opulence by dividing his time between entertaining millions around the world with unbelievable stories of fiction while also being responsible for countless sexual encounters with people of questionable age.
The other one is Gilbert Grape’s retarded brother.
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