“Hi, I’ve slept with every woman in the world”
“Hello, I’ve slept with none of them”
PS- I really love that picture. I don’t totally know why but it’s perfect. The Pope in all white. Leo in all black. I’m not saying it’s Angel meeting Devil but it kinda is. They definitely chose different career paths. Pope chose the one where he does a bunch of religious stuff (that’s how good of a Catholic I am, I have no fucking idea what the Pope does) and not be able to sleep with women. Leo went the opposite direction and made movies and got to sleep with ALL of the women. And if you don’t think Leo was at least sorta thinking what I put as my caption, you’re crazy. Leo had the upper hand in that situation despite talking to one of the most powerful people on the planet. Leo’s seen things. And fucked them.