Brawl At A Hungry Jack Features Lots Of Chair Throwing And Then Even More Chair Throwing

ALL THE CHAIRS! THROW ALL THE CHAIRS!  Every time I thought the chair-throwing had ended, here came another guy around the corner with one above his head ready to launch.  I wish we had more context.  How does a perfectly quiet Hungry Jack all of a sudden plunge into to chaos to the point where people are using chairs like footballs?  Somebody must’ve fucked up a stoners meal and then all hell broke loose.  The real MVP of the entire thing?  The guy at the very end launching trays at the manager.  Those things had some SPEED.  Hard to estimate their actual speed but I’d be shocked by anything less than a billion miles per hour.  In case you were ever wondering what weapon you should grab first in a fast food brawl, it’s the trays.  Always the trays.  Fuck the chairs.  Those things are heavy.  Trays are lightweight missiles that’ll do real damage.