Boom! I’m sure everyone saw this coming. It’s only logical. Barstool already has other media juggernauts like Chicago and New York on lock down, why not grab another one in the form of the greatest state on the map? Oh, you didn’t know Iowa was a media juggernaut? You need to wake up then. This is the place to be. Things are happening around here. This is the home of the guy who co-starred in a little movie called “Dude, Where’s My Car?” Ever heard of it? If you’re not from here, you probably think Iowa is nothing but a barren wasteland littered with toothless hicks, John Deere tractors and corn as far as the eye can see blah blah blah. All of the classic flyover state stereotypes. Alright, so maybe that corn one is true. We do have a shit ton of corn here. But it’s the best fucking corn you’ll have in your life. You’ll take a bite and immediately have an erection. Anyway, what I’m trying to say is Iowa is fucking awesome and I’m here to represent for the Iowa Stoolies out there. Let’s do this. I fucking hope so too, dude.
Side Note: Send all interesting Iowa stories and smokeshows to firstname.lastname@example.org. I’ll take whatever you have. Oh and if you want to call me a hick or tell me Iowa sucks, you can find me @BarstoolTrent on Twitter. I look forward to your insults.
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Great blog, keep up the good work.
just try not to be an asshole trent. find a niche work it, and eventually we’ll lay off
Fuck you and fuck Iowa
Did David start you off as a part-time $64k blogger?
I got a feeling this will be “temporarily paused” soon.
Yo Trent – welcome to the comment section. Let’s hope your skin is as tough. I fucking hope so too, dude. Love, Ward7
Prez likes to fire people after holidays. You will be fired the day after Valentine’s Day. Book it.
does Iowa even have its own airport?
Does Iowa have sports?
… and Trent misspells his own Twitter handle on the introductory blog.
First things first Trent, we need to know, are you a Jew?
Hey trent, I hope this piece of shit site tanks just like LA and you get hit by a bus. Suck a fart, Nerd
look at his twitter handle. Trent is Neil. Neil is Trent.
and it doesn’t even work. Good work Neil.
Iowa. Where incest runs rampant and they have no sense of how to speak normal. This should be good. Hey fuck faces, before this gets started. Merry, Mary and Marry are pronounced differently. Got that you fucking Iowan retards?
How does Iowa get a site before places with actual people in it?
these are terrible and the sidenotes are even worse
put Iowa on the Superblog
I’ve actually had great times in Decorah, Iowa. That is like your Vegas right? That was the feeling I got anyway.
I actually laughed at this blog – decent start
Iowa Hawkeye colors rather than Iowa State Cyclone colors… I can dig it
im rooting for you. so dont let me down, dont play no shit!
I like this Trent guy already.
Someone needs to stop watching Field of Dreams…
once went to a great strip joint in right over the line in Iowa from Omaha. Walked in with 3 30 packs and the chicks were on fire.
midwest power rankings
When did Iowa get connected to the internet?
#Trent heads up, wilburham is a faggot pussy liberal from the east cost. PS he also drives a Prius, pay no attention to his comments. Welcome to the Stool……
im not positive i could accurately label any of the midwestern states.
blogging about cornfields and tractors?
Being from Iowa = does anal… but actually since Farrah Abraham is from Iowa
straight up thought iowa was out where wyoming is. I have heard of the iowa state fair and a bro show needs to happen for that…granted you’re still here then
Trent…Sioux City or Des Moines? Answer carefully
What’s up with all the Sidenotes? It’s PS.
I ate corn in Iowa once…gave me diarrhea.
I sort of feel like the entire creation of Barstool Iowa is just Pres trolling and you’ll be fired after a month. That’s kind of a shame, since you’re already funnier than the LA douchebags.
Strike one you fucking retard. Get a title and clean it up trentinsider
Holy shit I thought he was kidding
if iowa ethanol fucks up my car I’m whipping your ass
over/under on number of weeks Barstool Iowa lasts is 3.5
You’ve already posted more then Barstool LA did total in 2 weeks and I laughed at your Horatio Cane Sunglasses line in the robber blog. Welcome aboard & good luck. Also, do you wear jean overalls? Thanks
Vodka Sam nudes or gtfo
The fuck is Iowa?
Don’t fucking ban me like everyone else
Iowa? Why do we have a Canadian city on BSS now?
how am I not banned from Iowa?
iowa?!?!? are you shitting me, IOWA
“Who the fuck are you” – Stevie Janowski voice
Welcome, dont forget to show us your tits
I love this! OKOBOJI FTW. (its the Hamptons of the Midwest)
So the smokes are gonna be cows?
Do you have a Heath?
need an immediate GTR, or GTFO.
Iowa? Really Pres?
one more person i’ve gotta hate
Iowa has a population of like 20… This should go well.
Vodka sam nudes or bust
@wilburham – listen you fat curly haired jew, north and south dakota aren’t even in the midwest so take your stupid ass paower rankings and sit on them
love it or leave it
This can’t be real
Lake Okoboji is raw
Every couple weeks wilburham nails it. Congrats.
That couldn’t have been a worse start. Fuck you Trent
i feel like all these single downvotes are from trent, don’t play that game man
Suck it – now you fucks finally will figure out what Iowa is about.
Not a chance Pres could pinpoint Iowa on a map
@bateman…. agreed. Trents already butt hurt. Well done stoolies
No way this abortion makes it longer than the end of the month!
Welcome to Iowa – meth capital of the world: http://imgur.com/xM3vrio
I’d venture to guess most Iowa stoolies don’t even live in Iowa but whatever
Do you guys even have your own page? iowa.barstool.com goes right to the supeblog. Even El Prez is trying to sabotage you. So sad.
I have a feeling that any smokeshows to come from Iowa are going to look like nick mangolds sister.
finally gonna get some updates on the Titans. About time!
One person here really doesn’t like people talking shit about Iowa.
Fuck paying Smitty and the other slaves, start more new sites.
is this a joke?
every blog ive read seems to be nothing more than an abortion of words splattered into a paragraph…..terrible terrible stuff
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If you build it, they will come.
The Iowa link just takes you to the superpage. Classic Barstool.
@suckmyhawk, NSFL would have been nice
@Bateman, my bad I wanted everyone else to throw up on their keyboard too
Iowa….where Trent and his buddies run through corn fields backwards with pants down…go fuck a goat you inbred missing teeth dwarf
nate has set the bar pretty low being a neanderthal and such, so i think youll probably do fine
But there are no sports in Iowa, what the fuck is this site even about?
There are Jews in Iowa?
@suckmyhawk- I didn’t need that bro. Jeez
I know San Francisco doesn’t have a ton of Jews, but does Iowa have even one Jew? Portneys one dumb fuckin Jew. San Francisco/Bay Area Barstool is long over due. 2 World Series in 4 years, 2 NFC championships and a Super Bowl appearance and another on the way, hottest team in the NBA, back to back Rose bowl appearances by Stanford, ect
Why Iowa? I’m just curious, seems like a weird next step. Also out of BSS Iowa I expect nothing but chicks in very little clothing farming for corn.
Only thing I like about Iowa is Lolo Jones. Let’s see some pics.
A state with ZERO professional sports teams, some who-the-fuck-knows college teams… clearly Trent is just a blogger from Iowa who El Pres was funny or something. Where is his audition blog? We get El Pres, you snarky fucking fool… let the comments drive the pageviews. And of course, I took the bait.
Iowa is only good for serial killers. There are no dental records and all the bodies share the same DNA.
Cornfed NSFW T+A please! good luck
here are some tips. you should read all of your favorite comments in a video at the end of every week. and you should align yourself with Nate. that dude is really cool despite his speech impediment, dwarfism and scoliosis.
We need pictures of your girlfriend. Don’t make us come find them.
is this serious? no barstool south, but fucking iowa?
I could never be more happy for Barstool Iowa. I’m from Cleveland and there’s a snowballs chance in hell we would ever get a Barstool. At least Ohio has a fighting chance now.
There’s internet in Iowa?
Like it’s been said, the ONLY thing this site will provide that any of us care about is the Iowa whores you exploit on here. Nobody gives a fuck about anything in Iowa since there is nothing in Iowa other than a mediocre Big 10 school.
strike one, jersey corn is the tits
“Fucked this hooker in Iowa. I fucked her on credit, so I owe her.” -Afroman
Im gunna punch you in the face foureyes
Im going to cave your glasses in … pussy
How the fucking hell do we have Iowa before Dallas/Texas. Dafuq.
Im gunna dip ypur contacts in bleach before they go in your eyes
If this keeps Iowans from killing themselves, more power to them!
I hope this barstool iowa fails
I honestly can’t tell if Barstool Iowa is real or not. Am I retarded?
trent, pic of the day your little man up and ready in one hand and a stick of corn in the other…how hard is it to alternate hands? Mmmmm, creamed corn…
Go fuck a piece of corn u looney toon
Biggest teams in the state are the Dubuque Fighting Saints & the Sioux City Musketeers. . . this should be good. Maybe butterflied pork chop recipes?
Still Waiting on a Good Barstool with numbers and shit
Are you fucking kidding me?
This has zero chance of success, and everyone who lives on the coast knows it.
fuck these colors on the side…
I wish you well Trent, but the stoolies will gnaw you up and cast you aside like a corncob. No matter how hard you try or how well you think you are doing, piranha will devour you. Barstool East Providence is a better idea. I give you 90 days max before you are Taffered.
I fly over your god-forsaken state all the time.
U on HROT?
Where is Vodka Sam?
Fucking asshole. Fuck Iowa
What the fuck does an Iowa sports writer write about?
Is this Heaven? No, It’s Iowa.
The only thing that I know about Iowa is the band SlipKnot… No clue about anything else Iowa or where it even is on a map.
Honestly, just do better than LA and we can get along. Sidenote/PS/PPS: what the fuck sport teams can you even cover?
I live in Des Moines and even think this is a horrible idea.
Fuck the Hawks…Go Clones!!
It makes sense seeing that LA was pretty far from the east and was gay all around. But know that Iowa will be judged by the size of the tits you post and the sheer fact that you live in a pig farm state. So formalities aside, fuck you and the cunt you squirted from.
@carlhungus likes the Clones = does anal
Probably one of the greatest things to happen to the state of Iowa. Game the fuck on.
The corn gave zorch a boner because he tried to eat it with his anus.
“I fucking hope so too, dude”. Was that a shot at the snow man armed LA blogger that cried in every fucking suicide video he posted? If so that’s awesome.
Fuck snowman arms or whatever that LA dick weed bloggers name was.
What is an Iowa?
Dan Motha fukin Gable Iowa!!!
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